humming happily and the sound of pots clattering)
Ah... I'm super hungry. That movie was sooo long, even if i (had cat food last night snacking never really does the trick.
Still i'm surprised they didn't catch on to my "special popcorn" last night...
I just need to get the salmon cooked and..(Pot falling over loudly)
Shoot! This is definitely not good! I haven't even got my hat on!
Maybe I can stuff my tail into my pants..? Nonono that definitely won't work I just nee-
O-Oh hey honey! What's up? I'm sorry I woke you but I was just a bit peckish you know? (nervous laugh)
Why do I have this cloth over my head? Uh well.. I got some grease in my hair and tried to wipe it off, I heard online that if you put one on your head it just absorbs it! Cool right?
You've never heard of that myth? Well it's been around a long time sweetie! Maybe we should get you back into reading, too many movies are bad for the brain you know hehe
Right so um you just go sit on the couch and I'll cook you up some breakfast to alright?
Wait.. nonono you really don't need to help me clean up the mess! I can handle it all myself I promise! I made it after all right?
Yeah it's just a bit of water that spilled, the salmon is still in there untouched with the succulent skin and delicious flakey meat..man i can't wait to dig my fangs into it..
Huh wh-what? Zoning out? I-I have no idea what you mean sweetheart and cooking fish for breakfast is not weird at all! People just don't do it very often so it seems odd
Nice belt? What do you mean by nice be-.. I mean yeah of course I just got it!
W-well they were on sale just around the corner and I think I might have lost some weight from my nightly runs so I thought it'd be a good idea to pick up a new one
Furry? No no it's just fluffy is all, it's another trend you know, furry belts..hehe..
You thought I was out late because of work?
Of course I am sweetie I tell you that every night don't I?
O-oh I said nightly runs? Well uh my job wants us to keep in shape, so they Uh.. made it a scheduled thing to run at night to stay in shape..hehe
(In head: Oh god I'm sounding more guilty by the minute.. this is not going well, are they about to cry!? Come on, have to think..)
Hey hon I promise everything is fine! Let me just put this to the side..
There we are, now come on and give me a hug!
There, do you feel better n- WAIT HON STOP!
(Crash)
Ouch! Okay I definitely deserve that but don't freak out hon! Please don't freak out!
N-no no no there is absolutely no need to call for help!
It's not anything serious that happened to my body I swear!
(Sigh) J-Just put the phone down, slowly?
I promise I'm not going to do anything to hurt you, you believe me right?
Right.. yes I lied before but that was because I couldn't let you find out about this.. this thing that happens to me!
The one day I won't wear a hat and a long shirt. This has to happen to me.. I mean look how scared you are.. UGH this is all my fault!
Yeah I know I have explaining to do.. but did you need to hit me so hard? That really hurt you know..
Alright fair enough, look babe the thing is, well you know the actual truth is, I'm a neko
Hmm? You.. really don't know what a neko is? Well we're harmless I swear!
It just means I'm half cat!
What do I eat? Well mostly fish and that cat food I've been snacking on when you get it for me
No.. no I never had a cat.. I'm sorry I asked you to buy that stuff for me..
I mean the treats were good but that ball of yarn is just addicting!
Don't even get me started on the catnip babe! I swear I've started a internal battle to never touch that stuff again
Anyway yeah.. nekos are pretty rare so if you ever found out I was one I knew it wouldn't end well.. I mean look how hard you ended up hitting me!
Oh also my belt isn't actually a belt at all! See? My new belt is actually my tail, pretty cool.. right?
N-no you can't touch it! Do you know how sensitive cat tails are! Besides I just brushed it..
My ears..? I guess..? But why would you want to pet these flimsy old things..?
Alright alright.. but just for a little while.. I'm really hungry and that salmon is calling to me
(Purr) H-hey what are you (purr) doing? Why am I.. (purr) c-cut it out!!
Wh-why did that feel so good? I mean it never does that when I'm touching them..How embarrassing is this..
My face is red? W-well you try having your ears touched like that! I mean that was strange! You'd feel the same way if you had these things!
Okay okay! No more petting me for now!
At Least you've calmed down..that's definitely a relief
Wait.. babe where are you going..? So suddenly? Catnip..?
Oh no nononono babe we talked about this! I'm not going through another withdrawal of that stuff! Come back here!
