paintball dear hunt

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in the killer bass boy cabin we were minding our own business until Chris came by flying a helicopter

Duncan: Oh! Hit the deck! They're coming, man! They found us!

he say's while hiding under Geoff's and DJ's bunk

Leshawna: Huh! Ooh! Ugh! Okay, that dude is really starting to get on my last nerve!

Heather: *yawns* Whatever. He just loves ruining our mornings. Beth, Lindsay, go warm up the shower for me. Now! And remember...

Beth: Not too hot this time, I know. *yawns*

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All the girls were waiting outside the bathrooms because Heather was occupying the whole building

Girls: *groaning*

Bridgette: What's the holdup?

Lindsay: Heather needs her private time.

Leshawna: How long's queenie gonna be in there? I got urgent business!

Beth: She could still be a while.

Gwen: Ugh! That's it. I'm going lumberjack style.

She then leaves

Chris loudspeaker: I hope you're ready for the most challenging challenge yet. Breakfast in three minutes at the campfire pit.

Beth: *knocking* Um, Heather?

Heather: Can one of you come in here and lotion my back? It's peeling!

Beth looks back and everyone left. She reluctantly walks in

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campfire pit

Chris: Are you ready for today's extreme max impact challenge?!

Owen: We are ready! *laughs*

Chris: Incoming!

Chris starts to throw cans of backed beans to everyone

Chris: This... is breakfast.

Heather: No, breakfast is crepes, croissants, even Chef's crappy burnt eggs.

Owen: Beans beans, they're good for your heart, the more you eat, the more you–

Chris just throws a can at Owen's head making him fall down

Chris: Today's challenge is about survival. We're going hunting.

Duncan: That's more like it.

Harold: Isn't that a paintball gun?

Chris: Why yes Harold. It is.

He then uses it on Harold.

Harold: *grunts*

Bridgette: So we won't be killing anything?

Chris: Negatory. This is the first ever paintball deer hunt. I'll announce the team's once we get into the woods. So... finish breaky.

Owen: *burps loudly* Ahhh... Got any more?

Owen:  got any more

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Chris: and know for the team breakdowns the killer bass hunters are (y/n), Geoff and Bridget locked and loaded with bass blue paint and using orange paint are the gopher hunters Leshawna, Beth, Owen and Lindsey 

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