"Y/N..!!" Teyvat called out at the top of its lungs, making Y/N trip and fall becus they're so quirky and clumsy, and didn't see the penis rock in front of them.
"No! We're over Teyvat! I'm not putting up with any more lies"
Teyvat rushed over to help Y/N up. Who falls again, twisting their pinky and big toe, whaling in pain.
Teyvat then picks up Y/N bridal style, walking to the horizon before suddenly throwing Y/N into the Abyss, seeing a young Ajax witnessing it all. Y/N used their fight song to get theirself and Ajax out of the Abyss luckily, only to having to fight Oceanid with Barbara.
The fight was long and cruel, Tartaglia then grew up to summon a whale, not critting but somehow doing enough immune damage to make Oceanid let you live out of pity. Y/N and Ajax ran for their lives, falling yet into another Abyss.
With no more fight songs, Y/N sobbed hard, tears burning their face, giving them 3rd degree burns. Ajax stood their in fear, slowly retreating away from Y/N.
Y/N cried more, now alone as they stared at their small, small hands.
After 23 days of wasting their time farming the Dragonspine domain, Y/N left the Abyss, to try to search for Teyvat.
They suddenly got a plan to kill him.
After traveling all over Teyvat, Y/N couldn't find him. They were about to give up until they coincidentally looked down to see, Teyvat staring back at them with the most sexiest expression.
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Suddenly, that plan to kill Teyvat quickly crashed and burned as Y/N suddenly got on their hands and knees and began to make out with the grass. Tongue and everything all in between the dirt and rocks, as Celestia takes out a glock and aimed it right between Y/N's eyes, pulling the trigger.
30 primogems smacked the living hell out of their forehead, as they suddenly regained consciousness and realized that they were out of their fucking mind, tripping balls, yeezies, and creamy cheesies.
Y/N stood up, but too quickly for the size of their massive forehead made them unbalanced and now concussed becus they headbutted Zhongli's ass.
They bleed out as Zhongli began to check their pockets for mora before leaving the scene.
Luckily, Y/N didn't die.
Because just when they were about to reunite with Teppi, they took their yass pills, and resurrected as Timmie's pigeons.
