Mr Hegarty was a busy man. Shaggin birds left and right, he couldn't get them off him, even though he truly did hate women. One day, on his amazing website, https://www.hegartymaths.com, he found a message on the help and support section from a student. A message from you. It read:
'Dear Mr Hegarty, I know we've never met,
But mayhaps you'd like to shag me, I'll bet
You've never seen a message such as this in the past,
And I'm sure that this will in no way be your last,
But maybe you'd like to make this your first
Time, because I am simply chock-full of thirst,
When talking to you, I am but filled with lust,
Must we have a shag? Yes, sir, we must.'
Mr Hegarty was taken aback by your writing ability. He started to find your IP address using the many skills that he possesses.
He has found it. He has shot back a message:
'I know where you are.
I am extremely aroused.
Meet me at my school.'
YOU ARE READING
Mr Hegarty's Sexpeditions
FanfictionMr Hegarty has been trying new things. What will he try next? And will he try it on you? ;) 😳😳
