'' Let me tell you about my trauma...''
Suho's Flashback
Chanyeol - What If people had food names and food had people names?
Chen - Interesting.....
Suho - That is not interesting...thats stupid.
Baekhyun - Hey kimchi...(looking at kai).... Its time for dinner.
Kai - Chicken breast.
Suho - What?!
Kai - Call me Chicken breast not kimchi...
Chen - whats for dinner ?
Baekhyun - SehunSehun came into the room and gasped after hearing this.
Sehun - NO...NO... You Can Not Eat Me...OhMyGod.....thats why Chanyeol hyung was biting me.....you were tasting me.....ahhhhh
Suho - They are not going to eat you Sehun. ( approaching Sehun slowly)
Sehun - Stay away from me you... Predator ( shouting and running back to his room )
-----------------------------------------------------------Xiumin - Why is Suho putting the dishes away soo loudly ?
Kyungsoo - To let everyone know that no one helps around the house.
Xiumin - Oh..... I think....
Baekhyun - hmm ? ( Raising his eyebrow questioningly )
Xiumin - That shade of eyeliner looks good on you .
Baekhyun - I know right ... Tae bought this for me for my birthday.
Meanwhile............
( Suho literally throwing plates in the cabinet)-----------------------------------------------------------
'' Jin hyung banned me from entering the kitchen since I brok...'' RM said smiling but was cutoff by jackson.
'' Dude you break everything you touch... No wonder jin did that......
But seriously hyung next time you need help ..call me '' Jackson said looking at Suho.'' I dont break everything....''before Rm could finish someone piped in
'' You broke my hand during practice ...remember that .'''' What the... what are you doing here ?'' R M asked shocked.
Infront of them J-Hope was standing licking his ice-cream.
'' How come we dont notice them coming ? '' Suho asked himself shaking his head from side to side.
'' I was just wondering around then I saw you and decided to join you guys ...I hope you dont mind...( turning to suho hyung) .. I can relate suho hyung....Once in a bluemoon Taehyung said that he will name his son kim chi...and I was .....ummm....'' J-Hope was saying.
'' Speechless..'' Suho finished.
'' yep '' J-Hope said nodding.
'' Can you chat later ...I really wanna know what else happened....this is better than a comedy movie''Bambam said munching his popcorn.
'' What ar...''.before Jackson could ask anything else bambam cut him off by saying'' we can do this later...suho hyung plzz continue.''
'' ummm yeahhh..'' Suho said now he was confused...what was bambam doing here.
Suho's Flashback part 2
Suho - I am worried about you guys.
Chen - Why ?
Kyungsoo - Did you hear about the Satan Soo classes ?
Suho - NO ..but whats that ?
Kyungsoo - Nothing.
Suho - wh..
Xiumin - Did you get a call from a cafe about a broken coffee machine ?
Suho - No..
Chanyeol - Did you notice the dent in your car ?
Suho - wha..
Kai - Did you hear about the fire in the kitchen ?
Suho - What...No...Fire...?
Sehun - Or about the Vlive I did when I was drunk ?
Suho passed out.
Baekhyun - Was that too much info..?
Chen - We didnt get to ask him about the one time baek and I were arrested for....
Lay - I dont think he need to know that ...... For now he needs air.
Suho said waking up - Atlast someone who cares...
Lay - Suho, Can I ask u something ?
Suho - yeah.
Lay - We need air to live but we cannot sse it.
Suho - ..ummm yeah..
Lay - Soo.. Can fish see water ?
Suho - (frustrated) I give up ..you guys do whatever you want. I am going to sleep.-----------------------------------------------------------
Bambam and Jackson were leaning on each other and were laughing hysterically... Jhope was trying not to laugh...and RM was feeling sorry for Suho but he cant help smiling.
'' you handled them everyday for 9 years.....Hats off '' J-hope said.
Bambam and jackson stood up and saluted Suho.
'' (chuckling) No need to do that ...... they may annoy the shit out of me but they still are and always be my lovely members....... My Brothers '' Suho said with a smile.
'' I guess its my turn now..'' RM said sitting staright and looking a bit nervous.
Part 2 ends here😁
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Exo and Bts oneshots
FanfictionFun and crazy interaction between 2 of my favorite kpop groups Exo and Bts. Some other kgroups like Shinee , Got7 , TxT , NCT ,etc. can be seen landing a cameo. This is purely based on my imagination.