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Fun and crazy interaction between 2 of my favorite kpop groups Exo and Bts. Some other kgroups like Shinee , Got7 , TxT , NCT ,etc. can be seen landing a cameo. This is purely based on my imagination.

#baekhyun #bts #chanyeol #chen #exo #exoandbts #funny #got7 #jhope #jimin #jin #jungkook #kai #key #kyungsoo #minho #oneshot #oneshotcollection #shinee #suho #taehyung #taemin #xiumin #yoongi #yoonmin

How to be a good leader (part 3)

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by ScribblingSeer

by ScribblingSeer

'' I guess its my turn now. ''

RM's Flashback

Taehyung : Do any of you have any dating tips ?
Jimin : yeah su..

Jungkook : Listen carefully..
1) Hold the door for your date.
2) Rip the door off it's hinges.
3) Use the door to fight other men.
Namjoon : I am beginning to see why you are single.

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Seokjin : Look what I have ?
J-hope : Ahhhhainsgshsjsk.
Seokjin : Why the hell are you yelling ?
Jimin : Guys whats going on...(jimin noticed what jin was holding )...Ahhkudjjdj.
Seokjin : Why are you guys yelling ?
Jimin : Why do you have a dead crab in your hands ?
Seokjin : Well this.....its sea food.

J-hope : Don't let Namjoon see that.
Seokjin : Why ?!
Namjoon : Hyung what's that ?
Jhope and jimin motioned Jin not to tell Namjoon but he did anyways.
Seokjin : A roasted crab.
Namjoon : WHAT !!!??

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''Can you believe this......he killed a crab and was going to eat it.....how..'' RM said exasperately.

'' We call that sea food RM. People love to eat them...'' Jackson said in a matter of fact tone and the others nodded.

'' You guys are horrible. '' RM spat.

''Yeah we know... It keeps us awake at night.'' Jhope replied.

'' Its ok RM .... I feel sad for the fishes I eat too '' Suho said patting RM's shoulder.

RM's Flashback ( part 2 )

Tae : Thank you for coming to my Tae Talks.
Namjoon : Tae it's called ted talks. We don't name it after each individual.

Tae : but its not fair. Why would i name my talk after Ted....
Namjoon : We ......sigh.

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'' Tae is a nice kid though '' Suho said tapping his chin.

'' He is an Alien hyung.'' Jhope said who was now licking his third cone of black current ice-cream.

'' Do you think your obsession with crabs is normal ?'' Jackson asked RM who ignored him.

'' Jungkook is texting me and asking if you guys could head home.'' Bambam asked looking towards J-hope and RM.

'' Why ? '' RM asked confused.

'' He said something about little mew mew and Mario threatening alien, shorty and bunny.'' bambam said shrugging.

'' Well shit guys we need to go but it was nice meeting you especially you Suho hyung.'' RM said hurriedly and left with Jhope.

'' Do you have any othet stories'' bambam asked excitedly.

'' Yes I do but I am tired. '' Suho replied.

'' Awww.... We will be leaving then.... Bye hyung '' Jackson said dragging bambam with him who shouted a big bye.

Suho sat in silence scrolling through his phone for 30 minutes and then decided to leave. He Bought pasteries for the members. He smiled thinking that his members are not that bad. As he reached their dorm, he heard voices .....he opened the door and.....

'' They are not bad they are worse.''

This was the last part of '' how to be a good leader ''. I hope you guys enjoyed reading this.

Next oneshot will be up soon.😁