Love Behind Bars

Part 6: Jonah

I wake up under the dirt but I am not under the dirt because how could i know that but i am. Pee-yew! It's so stinky! I hate the dirt but i dont know im in the dirt. Suddenly i walk out of the dirt and now im alive. what? this cant be! i get a call

unknown

I wonder who this could be. i decline it

I look around i am at my wedding....that was raided by RJ. I see Ryan and Griffin two gay lovers dead on the ground. They died in a kissing position becayse they are gay and thats what gay people do i guess. WHERE IS JUDITH?

JUDITH MY LOVE WHERE ARE YOU. 

suddenly i see an emo goth y2k bitch creeping up on all fours

its judith. but i look closer and its not judith.

It's carsyn.

wtf?????

"Hey guys wanna find rj?" carsyn yelps. Of course i do to get revenge because he killed me but now i am alive but he shot me but i am alive....and judith, my love, is gone with that filthy pig.

I am climbing mount everest 2 mins later because she is on the other side and i start to cry because it is cold and i am a baby "goo goo gaga" i howl loudly. This is such an unfair ordeal I'm going to cry. I stop crying because I'm a man. I am jonah, prince jonah of the italian mafia and i am strong. (the italian mafia is against the russian mafia)

suddenly judith.

omfg.

"Judith my snugglepoo." I say. Judith looks at me. She ignores me and walks away.

"Hey what are you doing with my women?" I hear a deep masculine oh so hot and steamy  voice say. I already know it will be RJ because RJ is sewxy and has deep voice so I turn around.

It's gilliane russell. 

I dont like gilliane russell because she iugly.