Silly stories by Akemi

The time I almost killed my uncle

"Wait what? I almost killed uncle Douma when I was 2?" Akemi asked her dad who was the demon king himself. "Yes you did, you don't remember my little moonlight?" Muzan just laughed as he looked at Akemis confused face. "Heey! Don't laugh at me dad..Could you tell me how I did it?" Akemi poked her dads shoulder. "Of course I can sweetie. And why I can't laugh at you hm?" Muzan teased his daughter. "Because it's not nice to tease your own daughter over something she can't remember darling." Ivy, Akemis mother came into the room. "Oh cmon sweetie I was just kidding." Muzan laughed. "Very funny dad." Akemi rolled her eyes and hugged Ivy. "Also hi mom!"
"Hey sweetie. Do you still want to hear how you almost killed Douma?" Ivy patted Akemis head. "Obviously!" Akemi laughed. "Very well then. Well as mentioned you were 2 years old and Douma was looking after you while me and Muzan were dealing with some lower demon moons." Ivy started as Akemi sat on the edge of her fathers desk. "And well...that is all I remember." Ivy laughed. "Honey do you know anything more about it?" Ivy looked at her husband. "Unfortunately not." Muzan just laughed. "Alright so both of you just know it happened?" Akemi asked and her parents nodded in agreement. "How about you ask Douma yourself?" Muzan smiled. "I was planning on doing so, well see you later! Love you both!" Akemi left her father's office and waved them. "Take care sweetheart-" Both Muzan and Ivy said at same time. "Could you not-" Ivy laughed. "Hey! It's not my fault that we're so perfect we talk the same." Muzan laughed and patted Ivys head. "You morron." Ivy laughed again.

Akemi couldn't find Douma in the infinity fortress. Than she realised he's there only when some meeting is going on. Only demons she was sure about being in there were her parents and Nakime as Nakime was one to control the place and movement of the rooms.

Akemi was little struggling to find a way out of the fortress so she started to look for Nakime to ask if she couldn't help her find way out. Instead she found Enmu walking out of the fortress. "Bruh you're taking so long you know?" Nakimes voice was heard scolding Enmu for being so slow. "I can barely move! After master Muzan gave me so much of his blood I feel stronger but weaker at the same time!" Enmu whined. "I'm not exactly sure what's going on. And I don't wanna know." Akemi looked at Enmu. "I'm supposed to kill that kid with hanafuda earrings or/and a hashira!" Enmu smiled in an excited way. "That reminds me I wanted to ask dad about that." Akemi continued her way to Nakime. "Hey auntie!" Akemi gave Nakime a quick hug. Akemi grew up mostly in presence of upper moons as Muzan has certain trust in them. Akemi mostly hangs out with Nakime or Douma, sometimes even with Kokushibo. They all are very close to her and since Akemi is so close to them she just calls them auntie/uncle.

"Hello Akemi-chan. How can I help you?" Nakime smiled and spoke in calmer manner. Nakime also played a note on her biwa and Enmu fell through countless of doors to a certain street. "First of all... Is it night or day?" Akemi asked as she doesn't want to get burnt by sunlight. "It's night. 11pm and the sun will rise up at about 7am. You'd have 8 hours to do what you need. You wanna go somewhere?" Nakime smiled. "Oh I just need to ask uncle Douma something and he's not here. Of course I realised that he's not here when upper moon meetings are taking place, I absolutely didn't think opposite." Akemi laughed at herself and Nakime just giggled. "Alright.. I'll teleport you to the doors. I'm pretty sure you'll get by just fine." And with that a sound of biwa was heard and Akemi found herself at the doors of infinity fortress. Akemi just said goodbye, but she doubts that anyone heard her. Well Nakime did. But let's face it Nakime should hear everything in that fortress.
(poor nakime)

Akemi walked through the night to the Eternal Paradise cult. She absolutely loved the night. That night was extremely beautiful out of all she saw. The stars were bright and full moon lit up her way. But as she was halfway at her destination, she felt presence of a demon slayer. She kept her guard up and as expected, the young swordsman was to slay her. Akemi activated her blood demon art. "Blood demon art, slash of red blood!" A bunch of red ribbon like strings had appeared and slashed the young mans arm off. "Agh! What the hell! You don't look like an upper moon! Or any of the twelve kizukis! How are you this strong!" The man in severe pain whined. "This is one of my weakest attacks... And.. I hope you didn't think the demon princess would be a weakling." Akemi smiled and finished off the demon slayer. "Goodbye." She continued on her way to Douma's cult. She loved her friends and family, and wouldn't even kill a demon slayer. But if someone is going after her neck, they gonna die. Being Muzans daughter it granted her great strength, but she didn't like to use it a lot.

After 30 minutes the came to the Eternal paradise cult and knocked on the doors. Some of Douma's 'maids' opened. "Oh hello Akemi, come in." They smiled and let Akemi inside. They knew Akemi so they let her in anytime. "Thank you, glad you're doing well." Akemi smiled at the maids and went straight to Douma.

"Uncle Douma!" She called out to get his attention. "Akemi! My little princess, what brings you here?" Douma looked up from whatever he was doing and patted on spot next to him signalling for Akemi to sit. Akemi sits next to him and hugs him. "I just wanna hang out with you, also.. I have little question!" Akemi leaned to Douma. Douma hugged Akemi as well. "I'm glad you came here, I was little bored! Noone came into the cult today and it makes me sad. Anyways what's your question?" Douma tickled Akemi. "H-hey! No tickling!" Akemi started laughing. "Anyways! Dad and I were talking about my childhood and.. There was said that I once almost killed ya. How did I manage to do so?" Douma just started laughing. "Well, the story is way shorter than you'd expect." "How short?" Akemi looked a little confused. "Exactly one or two sentences." Douma laughed again. "Tell me at least those!" Akemi stole Douma's hat and puts on her head.

"The hat suits you. And Alright...I will tell." Douma smiled and clears his throat for the drama effect as the drama queen he is. "You were 2 and as you were still small demon, neither of us expected for you to have any crazy powers. And that day Muzan and Ivy had to deal with something about the lower moons, so me and Kokushibo watched over you. Nakime couldn't for obvious reasons, and Akaza was busy so it was just 2 of us from the gang."
"You're talking around it to make it longer don't you?" Akemi laughed a little. "Obviously. Anyways just as I was saying, me and Koku looked after you. And Koku had to go for something, I don't remember what it was but it took him long enough and well, we were playing and your powers slightly got out of hand. And well they were much stronger than mine so I barely had way of stopping you. And well then Kokushibo came and saved me." Akemi just looked at Douma as the last word left his mouth and then started laughing and soon Douma joined with the laughter and both of them were hanging out for hours till the sun came up. Then they were too tired and fell asleep.