Mfm→Selever

Chapter 11: Jokes

Second Person POV
*Btw this is a time skip after you caught Ruv and Sarv in 4k lol*
9 am
As you woke up you see Selever sitting on the bed..CHANGING HIS FUCKING CLOTHES OMFG!!! You shut your eyes so fast faster than the speed of light. "He must have thought I was still asleep.." You think you yourself. You then feel him go on top of you and he tickles you a little to make sure your asleep. You never told him but you have a low tickling tolerance so you don't laugh at all. "See still asleep!" He says to himself. You really want to run out the room but you still pretend you are sleeping. You then feel him nudge you, A LOT. You groan in response as you flip over, grabbing the closest sheet you can feel. "Y/N get yo ass up or imma fuck you." He says as you kick your foot in the air as a gesture for him to leave. "Ok, good for me." He says as he rips the sheets off you and starts dragging you closer to him. You get up so fast if you and flash shot up at the same time you would go flying ahead. "Selever stop with these damn JOKES!" You yell at Selever casting him to laugh. "Ugh let's just watch a Christmas movie it's getting near Christmas." You say as Selever looks like he's about to ask a question. "What's the point of Christmas anyway?" He says, annoyed. "So Santa can give little dumbass kids presents, to come down out chimney and eat our cookies and milk! It's such a nice holiday!" You say happily as Selever's dumbass bursts into laughter. You shoot him a look as his laughter dies down, but still is laughing a lot. "Ya done?" You ask. "So-, you're telling me a big ass dude that can't even fit halfway through our damn chimney comes to give us stupid ass presents and eats all our food! HA! What fucking holiday is this?! Selever says as his laughter dies down. "This isn't funny Sel stop making jokes, let's just watch the movie." You say as you and Selever sit down on the couch.

9:10 am
You put on a Christmas movie and get your hot chocolate, blankets, and s'mores. You rest your head on Selever's arms as he rests his head on yours. The protagonist of the movies name is Ella, and she's an Elf how is trying to save Christmas. You start to get bored of the movie and you can feel Selever get bored as well. "This shit is so boring why can't it go fasterrrr!!" You groan as Selever holds your chin so you could look straight at him. "You know something that would be more fun that is fast, and you'd even have a good ride too? My d-" "SELEVER!!" You scream as you start you playfully punch his arm. You hear Sarvente come in the room, probably because of Selever's Vulgar mouth. "Selever what is the matter with you today?! It's becoming Christmas give your vulgar behavior a break for gods sake!" Sarv says as Selever rolls his eyes and says "yeah yeah." After she leaves, he then puts his attention on you, with a more serious look now. I'm gonna go home now to look for my sweaters because those dumbass shits just disappeared out of no where." He says as you feel sweat trickling down your face. "We didn't even finish watching the movie yet!" You say as he gets up. "Idc." He says. "Ok Sel! Good luck!" You say trying to not sound suspicious. He slowly looks at you before leaving with his parents. A sigh of relief is made by you as you laughing maniacally and open your closet, relieving a bunch of Selever's sweaters.

10:30 am
After some time, Selever returns and looks pissed. "Y/N where the fuck are my sweaters?!" He asks. "I- uh- IDK." You blurt out as he starts rummaging through your things but you hid them in a box so he don't find them obviously. He then looks at you, and pins you to the bed. "Y/N, tell me where my goddamn ratchet ass sweaters are or I'll-" "NO." You say as Selever looks suprised. You cover your mouth as Selever continues staring at you. "I see how it is Y/N. Naughty b-" "THEY'REINTHEBOXINTHECLOSET!!" You scream. He gets off you them takes the box into a portal to his room. After he puts the box in, he comes back over to your room and closes the portal. "You need to scream for my more, bit not in that way." Selever says as he smirks as you feel yourself heating up. "Selever do you wanna take a drive around the street to to calm your nerves or whatever shit is wrong with you?" You ask as you get your keys to car and put jeans over your shorts since your too lazy. "HELL YEAH!" He says as he drags you out your house and goes to one of your cars. You get in and he gets in the back seat. Out of nowhere, a song started playing. "SHE GOIN IN TONIGHT RIP Y/N'S PUSSY A-" "AYO WTF." You say while continuing driving. "Sorry I forgot you were there lol don't mind me. Or if you do mind I don't give a fuck." Selever says as he goes over your chair. "Hi beautiful." Selever says as he plays with your hair. "Hi Sel." You say as you get back home and kiss him. You both decided to go back to sleep since you didn't really get much sleep yesterday so you both bathe and jump into bed. It's peaceful and nice, until Selever had to open his big ass mouth. "You know what you should also jump on?- "SELEVER NO!"
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Tomorrow is another day with Selever.

Authors Note: Sorry this was a little rushed and kinda short but it's nice I like it. Whoever sees this I hope I enjoy! :))! Credits to artist for the media thingy. Bruh in my view it looks like Selever's head is cut off lol.