Chapter 32: FNF

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You wake up to see Selever pacing around the room. "What a way to start the morning..*yawn*.." You sheepishly say. Selever looks as you and groans. "Ughh the sleeping pills didn't work. He says in defeat while going back to think about whatever he was think about. "What's even wrong anyway???" You ask as Selever looks at you. He picks you up and takes you out of your room. "Selever what the hell-- let me go!!" You yell as Selever slaps your ass, causing you to gasp and shut up.

"It's nothing it's nothing." He says while smiling. The motherfucker planned this. Blush spreads across your face as you fall out of his grasp. "Selever what the fuck is wrong with you. I'm making breakfast and you're not getting any. Boohoo bitch." You say while flipping him off. Selever gasps dramatically and pin you do the wall. "How could you say such a thing to your hot boyfriend," He stops to fake cry. "...Who has given you so mu-" "You slap him across his face.

"He looks at you and smiles. He hugs you tightly as you help breakfast. He smile lightly as he ruffles through your hair. "-" "Don't even think about saying anything." You call out as he chuckles. You finish making it and you eat your food. "I only eat my mom's food lol." He said. "Bitch I forgot." You say and he laughs. "Starve." You say as Selever realizes something. "Shit....oops.." Selever says as scratches his neck.

"Oh god what is it now?" You ask. He doesn't say anything. He goes upstairs. You follow him. Suddenly he pins you on the bed and stares directly out you. "This is one of your tricks, isn't it?" You ask him. He doesn't say anything. You stare at him with confusion as he only smiles at you. "Uh Sel-" Suddenly he kisses all over your face. Surprised by this, you start chuckling. He chuckles too. "What is all of this for?" You ask as you start to laugh. He doesn't say anything.

Selever stopp- hehe!" You say as he smiles at you before kissing your forehead and gets off you. You hear stomping. "What's that?" You ask as Selever looks at you. "My mother isn't here.." You say. Selever's eyes widen. He suddenly takes your hand and opens a portal. "What the f-" He covers your mouth. You look up at him to see him with an emotionless face. You look around your surroundings, seeing a lot of people. "What is this..?" You ask him. He doesn't reply. He continues walking around as you look at all the signs and shit. "Where are we?" You ask.

"The fnf universe." He replies. "What?" You ask. "It's a game." He replies. "Ohhh yeah like the one we played some time ago!! Remember when see saw you on there?!" You say, excitedly. He smiles. "Yeah, my creator put me there." He replies. "What?" You say. "What?" He says. Suddenly you both laugh. "Does that mean we are gonna see another you?" You ask. "Maybe." He says, smiling. "Actually that would be so fucking cool tho, imma try to find him!!" He yells, running into the crowd.

"I don't think that's a good idea-" You were cut off. Selever started running so fucking fast don't even the damn flash could compete. He stopped at a big church. "Keke time to walk i-" "Who the fuck are you and why do you look like me?" Someone says. You cringe in your head as you see Selever smile widely and slowly turns around. You do the same thing because you don't want to awkwardly stand there. Bro ohh nooo.

"Allow me to introduce myself." Selever proudly says as you just stare at the other Selever. He fucking looks at you back. You quickly look at Selever again. "We are the same fucking person from different universes so you already know my name." Selever says. "That's fucking obvious." The other Selever says. Selever looks offended and whispers something in your ear: "i don't like him already." Those are the exact words he said. "Please don't fight." You say in your head as you internally cringe. "Who's the hottie?" The other Selever asks. You see Selever smile on a weird way as he puts his arm around your shoulder.

"My girlfriend." He says while smiling proudly. You other Selever approaches you and cups your face. You see Selever get so fucking angry he sweats and the fucking sweat becomes steam. "She's pretty cute, wouldn't mind to-" "Get your fucking hands off her." Selever says. "Make me." The other one says. They start to fucking fight and you run away. "No no no why is this happening?!" You ask yourself as you run into a fucking little ass midget as bitch and his fucking girlfriend. "Bro what the fuck..?" You say to yourself.

"Bop dop bep skeedop bop(dawg stfu I don't know how he sounds like)!" He says. You stand there, astounished. "How the fuck did I understand you..?" You think to yourself. Might as well agree. "Eh, okay." He gives you a mic and his girlfriend starts playing the unknown music you were humming on your head a while ago, even through you fucking made it up. "What the fuc-" You suddenly see arrows going to the arrow button. Out of nowhere, you actually start singing on beat. "Ohhh." You say on your mind. You get it now.

"So a real person is playing against me..I suppose..so that means I can automatically song, this meaning I can't make any errors. Well I'm gonna lose anyway but singing is nice." You think to yourself as it's your turn again. As your singing you see Selever looking at you with a unsettle smile.. After the battle, boyfriend obviously wins and you congratulate him. You both walk away and Selever drags your hand. "Let's get out of here..." Selever says." "Uhhh where did the other Selever go?" You ask him. He only stares at you as you arrive back to your house to see Sarvente staring angrily at Selever.

"Young Man WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?!" Sarvente asks angrily. You feel sweat fall down your face as Selever looks at her and bows his head. "I'm sorry mother..but I killed someone." Selever says. You jump back, gasping in his sudden words. You fucking knew it. Lmaooo you couldn't care less hahaha oop motherfucker dead as hell damn sad to be him. "You did WHAT?! Im telling your father right away!" Sarvente yells angrily as she violently dials Ruv's number.

Ruv answers. Hey Sarv you finally ready for round 2?-" "Not now Ruv." Sarvente says as her face becomes red(BRO WHAT💀💀). You and Selever hold your fucking laughter as you slap him so he can't laugh. "Can you believe what Selever has done?! He has KILLED someone!! Do you hear me? Killed someone!!" Sarvente yells. "That's my son- I mean what?!" Ruv says as Selever lets out a laugh. You on the other hand his covering his fucking mouth.

"What?" Sarvente asks. "What?" Ruv asks. "Mama and papa please don't be loud this time I can't sleep at n- SHUT UP RASAZY! THIS IS THE SECOND TIME YOU RUINED OUR FUCKING QUALITY TIME BRO NOBODY GIVES TWO SHITS!" Ruv angrily yells(NONONO💀💀). You hear crying on the other hand as Ruv excuses himself and hangs up the phone(RASAZY NOOOO). Sarvente says: "I'll deal with you later and teleports out of there. You and fucking Selever starts laughing so fucking hard the inhabitants in Andromeda can hear it.

"Bro what the fuck-- pfft hahahahah!" You yell as Selever is fucking wheezing at this point. "Dawg it's the fact he fucking yelled like that to her with no damn remorse or shame bro damn!" He says as you too stop laughing. You get off of him as you realize something. "Wait you didn't eat breakfast." You say. "Oh.. right. He says. You look at him as you open a portal. There's food on the table in Sarv's church. You take both Ruv's and Sarv's dinner plate as Ruv notices. "HEY-" That's all you heard before you closed the portal.

"Goofy ass." Selever says as you both start laughing. You both eat your as Selever stares at you. You look at him back, smiling. You both finish your food and you open a portal, about to throw the plates as you fucking dropped them. You could not believe your fucking eyes. Ruv was...doing something funny to Sarv. Selever started laughing as you fucking close the portal. Some of the glass from the plate got of them lmao. "Eewwwwwwww." You say as Selever is dying of laughter. He fixes himself as he hugs your waist. You look up at him, smiling.

He suddenly brings you using your hand you your bedroom. He closes the door as he holds your waist and joins your hands together. You smile softly. "What is this..?" You ask. "Dance with me." He says calmy, as you put your other hand on his shoulder. You both start stepping around the place, without breaking eye contact. He smiles at you. You smile at him. He twirls you around and bends over kind of. He gets closer, indicating that he's going to kiss you. You close your eyes as he bends over a little bit more.

Suddenly he fucking drops you and he freaks out, eyes widen open and he puts his hands on his head. "Selever what the fuck bro that hurt!" You yell as Selever starts laughing his ass off, falling straight on his ass. You kiss your teeth. "Your ass is so heavy you fell right on it bitch. Fucking goofy ass." You snap at him as he gasps. He starts to fake cry, hanging on to your leg, as you turn off the lights and get on bed. "Selever let go of me." You say. "Goodnight." He says. You give him a kiss on his forehead as he kisses your cheek. "Goodnight..." You say as you drift off to sleep.

Tomorrow is another day with Selever.

Dawg I laughed so fucking much making this chapter bro you can't even imagine dawg.

Published- May 24 2022

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