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younghoon: christmas is coming up, what are you guys getting me?
eric: why would we get you anything?
younghoon: bc i'm amazing??
eric: no you're not?? like who even are you
younghoon: WTF
chanhee: why do you expect us to get you something? what have you done for us?
younghoon: be a strong, careful, understanding boyfriend
chanhee: eric's right, who even are you
changmin: i'll get you something younghoon!
younghoon: rly? 🥺 you always were my favorite
chanhee: too bad i'm changmin's favorite
changmin: you're both my favorite, i wouldn't be dating you guys if you weren't
hyunjae: bbangnyukyu are being sappy on main, i'm gonna be sick 🤢
hyunjae: but also, what are we doing for christmas?
sunwoo: we have to do something for christmas too?? was Thanksgiving and Halloween not enough?
haknyeon: thanksgiving was a bust
haknyeon: who let eric cook the turkey? that shit was pink and tasted like plastic
eric: IT WAS MY FIRST TIME MAKING A TURKEY, I DIDNT KNOW WHAT TO DO
sunwoo: yeah, we could tell
sangyeon: the only good thing that came out of thanksgiving was moonbae getting back together
juyeon: thank goodness for that, i had to sit between them at dinner and the tension really ruined my appetite
juyeon: couldn't even enjoy my collard greens 😕
chanhee: could've fooled me, you didn't seem to mind the tension when you were licking your plate clean and asking for seconds
juyeon: DDGHJ WHY WERE YOU WATCHING ME EAT
chanhee: i just happened to look up and saw you eating like a caveman and was too stunned to look away.
sunwoo: okay but if we do decide to do something for christmas, just know that i have a list of presents that i'd like.
hyunjae: christmas is about giving, not receiving
haknyeon: so you don't want anything?
hyunjae: ofc i want something, i wouldn't be giving if i wasn't receiving.
sangyeon: you all are just rotten, but hey has anyone heard from moonbae?
younghoon: jacob said they were taking time to catch up with one another, even though they literally live together, there's not much to catch up on.
sangyeon: let them be
sangyeon: but yeah as the oldest and most mature, i think i should receive the most gifts.
hyunjae: "most mature"
sangyeon: shut up
hyunjae: wow
hyunjae: that kinda... i'm feeling things
eric: the tension between these two is sickening
eric: but i don't blame hyunjae, i almost fell into the road once but sangyeon caught me by the waist and pulled me away.
eric: my heart literally belongs to him now
sangyeon: wtf
hyunjae: hahaha back off eric hahaha
juyeon: sangyeon is kinda... idk i'd get on my knees for him
hyunjae: GO AWAY??
chanhee: i'm taken but whew, that man 😮💨
changmin: his thighs could crush my skull
sangyeon: the insanity in this chat
sunwoo: see i'm very loyal and will only stay faithful to haknyeon
haknyeon: we're not dating
haknyeon: besides, YOU WERE LITERALLY STARING AT CHANHEE AT THE HALLOWEEN PARTY THE ENTIRE TIME
chanhee: NAURR LEAVE ME OUT OF THIS
sunwoo: I WAS LOOKING AT HIS COSTUME BC IT LOOKED GOOD THATS ALL
younghoon: i saw you check out sangyeon too
eric: he also kissed changmin
younghoon: WHAT??
chanhee: he did what??
chanhee: changmin??
changmin: oh...
chanhee: OH?? YOU DIDNT EVEN TELL US ABOUT IT? THIS IS SICK
hyunjae: the way you're mad about not knowing instead of the actual kiss
sangyeon: the tension between everyone in this chat right now... are y'all gay?
hyunjae: BITCH
sangyeon: IM JUST TRYING TO LIGHTING THE MOOD GEEZ
sunwoo: okay, so maybe i did do all of those things, but it's really not my fault that you all are hot
sangyeon: that is true, i am hot
hyunjae: yeah 😻
chanhee: aww sunwoo 🥺
chanhee: actually no that hurt me to say
sunwoo: ugh 😒
hi haha... uhh i'm back ig?? school is almost done this semester so yayy to that. i'm not sure what's happening in this chapter.. i guess i decided to kinda shift to ot11 but i don't think the story will completely be like that. but if there's any pairings you are interested in seeing develop, you can comment them of course.
ALSO, huge thanks on 200 votes!!
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Fanfiction"It took 11 boys and a shit ton of Don Julio for Sangyeon to realize that he's undoubtedly fucked." tbz gc where everything and nothing happens.