Your name is ( y/n ) and today you are going to the local feminist rally.
You really hate men! Men to you are so ugly stinky and gross! Yuck!
They smell like gamer fluid ( sweat ) and stinky socks, also their balls smell like cheese!!! What the heck!!! EWWWWWW!!!
"Yuck! I hate men! They are soooooo stinky!!!" You said as you take a dump on a poster of Jake Paul.
You are getting ready and dressed up for the rally!!!! You are so happy that you are going to the feminist rally!!! Yay #lesbian #killallmen #feminist ✌️😍💕
You APPROACH the door and walk outside.
As you walk outside you see this sussy baka......
He is a man with light blue hair.....
"Ew i just saw a man today ugh... this sucks my morning SUCKS!!!!! 🤮🤮🤢🤢🤮🤮🤢🤢
The blue hair dude approaches you and says
"M'lady are you ok??? Why are you vomiting??? Do you need the doctor???"
"EW GET AWAY FROM ME YOU M A N YOU STANKY LOOKIN CRUSTY ASS MF WHO SMELLS LIKE DOG DOODOO"
you said to him.
He seems very depressed and sad over your reaction and tries to hang himselves outside your front yard tree.
"Ok, fine.... I guess I'll kill myself....""
"NO WAIT DONT STOP NOT IN MY FRONT YARD 😭😭😭😭😭"
You grab the rope the blue guy was holding ( THAT JUST RANDOMLY APPEARED IN HIS HANDS ) and throw it away.
"Ma'am you saved me 🥺🥺🥺🥺 thanks to you now I'm unsucidical."
You stare at this random human being who acts completely drunk and says
"I'm sorry but you are causing SO MUCH TROUBLE FOR ME NOW I AM LATE FOR THE FEMINIST RALLY!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭✌️✌️✌️ #NOTCOOL
"I am so sorry.....!!! 😰😰😰 please I'll take you to the feminist rally with my car..."
You sigh and say
"No thanks I am waiting for my Uber driver....."
"But I am the Uber driver...."
You are shocked with unbelief and start screaming
"YOU ARE MY UBER DRIVER YOU PYSCHOPATH???!?!? AND YOU ARE A MAN???? UGHHHHHHHH"
"Yeah Im sorry for being a man ✌️😔"
"NO ITS FINE JUST DONT TOUCH ME WHILE YOU ARE DRIVING ME TO THE RALLY...."
He opens the door for you in the most CHARMING AWAY ( ✨while sparkles shine in the air✨) and helps you in the Uber car.
"Please watch your step ma'am."
"Thanks...... 🤢"
He gets in the Uber car and starts driving to the rally.
He starts small talk with you but you weren't really paying attention to him talking. You were paying attention to how he looks.
He has smooth BABY SILKY SKIN that shines like the sun, beautiful red eye, a strong chest, and red bandages on his hands?!?!
You notice them and say to him
"Why the HECK do you have red bandages??? Did you get hurt??"
"Oh no Ma'am do not worry! I am just sealing away my powers!"
"Powers?......"
"Why yes! I am very strong and I am trying to protect myself from the dark reunion. By the way do you know what the dark reunion is???"
YOU ARE READING
Kaidou x Reader ( VERY KAWAII DESU!! )
ChickLitIdk I thought about this because kaidou made me straight I think
