❥you/y/n
⌨︎︎ Queen
⚠︎︎Spamton
ꕥSwatch❥"GET ON WITH IT!"
These slow drivers were driving you insane! They literally had feet, why couldn't they just up and run! You're gonna be late if they keep standing around doing nothing but looking pretty. You had been invited to come drink with the Queen in her palace and you certainly didn't want to disappoint her by showing up late.❥Stumbling out of your car you notice an alleyway, despite the Erie feel of it. You walk in, hoping to find an easier way out of all this traffic. A very sketchy area, you wouldn't be surprised if some guy tried to sell something to you here.
⚠︎immediately jumping out of a nearby dumpster ha sprang out immediately speaking "︎GREETINGS! I HAVEN'T SEEN A [[hot singles]] IN [[your area]] IN AWHILE, MAY I OFFER YOU A [[60% off on sweaters]] FOR A BIT OF SOME KROMER?"
❥taken aback by this tiny thing you took a little before you could piece together an excuse for him, obviously being the most sketchy person ever. "Uh I'm really really in a hurry to get to my job yknow! Being a waitress/waiter and all!" Not an entire lie of course but you didn't want this stranger to follow you so it seemed to be the best choice. You started to walk away.
⚠︎︎immediately he ran to catch up to you "WAIT-WAIT I HAVE PLENTY MORE [[hyperlink blocked]] MAYBE I COULD [[steal away our microwaves for 4.99 only!]] " trying to think of anything to get you to stop from walking away.
❥speeding up so that he wouldn't be able to catch up you quickly start running to get to where you need to be. Jeez did this alleyway get longer or was it just you? Anyways as soon as you got out of their you went back to heading to the queens castle. Making sure that no one had followed you.
⚠︎︎Although saddened he stood there. Although he was used to people coming in and running out it still hurt. Of course your reaction was reasonable to meeting some salesman in a dark alleyway now that he thought about it... maybe that's why everyone ran away? Because of his approach? Yeah that would explain it. Well since he now knew you worked at the color cafe maybe he could meet you there?
꧁ Timeskip! ꧂
❥FINALLY! you had arrived on time, surprisingly you were early. Heading over to Queens room to come and drink your hearts away! Of course Queen had already had the drinks prepared(battery acid as per usual). She had convinced you to try some over the phone and honestly she was starting to make it sound amazing, astounding even.
⌨︎︎"Dear Y/N! Come on and have a sip already, you don't have to be formal with me, we're friends after all sugar pea" she gestured for you to come in. Her room being the definitely of absolutely dazzling. The ceiling was high, her bed centered in the middle, everything organized beautifully.
❥"finally I've been waiting all day to have some of this! Surprised I wasn't even late!" You walked over and poured yourself a glass of the battery acid, taking a sip. Quickly realizing how sour it was, of course you didn't particularly hate the taste of sour but it definitely was a lot more sour than your expectations. Taking a quick second before you took another sip. How did she constantly drink this??
⚠︎︎Spamton had already come back to the color cafe. Swatch had always snuck him in even after their break up, it wasn't a matter of hate but just a matter of falling out of love. Still the two were friends. "I JUST [[only 7.99 for the season come and get it now before it runs out!]] I.. wish that [[darkeners and lighteners love-]] would actually talk to this [[slimy shriveled sponge]]" As usual he was crying to his friend, living in a dumpster isn't all too fun. Nor is having people ignoring you and running away.
ꕥ"of course, of course, I'm sure you'll be able to find someone else to talk to" Swatch had tried their best to comfort Spamton. Giving a simple pat on the back.
❥⌨︎︎drunk with Queen you both were stumbling about. Laughing at each other, and semi disturbing the public. You and Queen had walked downstairs to the color cafe, Queen had planned to just grab a few items.
ꕥBefore Queen could fully approach he quickly gestured for Spamton to get behind the counter. Although Swatch had thought roundly of Spamton, Queen had banned him for a reason, though Swatch didn't mind breaking a few rules for him.
❥While Queen was distracted talking with Swatch. You noticed someone, you hadn't really recognized him fully.You walked a bit over so you could get a full view of the small salesman, still you waved hello. Not realizing it was that weirdo from earlier.
⚠︎︎Surprised at the sudden gesture Spamton gently waved back. Though due to your wonky walked he quickly got the hint that you were probably out of it. Though he did feel a little happy that someone had actually responded kindly to him for once, even if it was influenced by alcohol.
⌨︎︎"Thanks again Gravy baby!" She spoke to swatch, taking her items and stuffing them in a non existent pocket. "Now come along y/n" she had spoke to you with a soft tone. Standing by you just in case you need support to walk.
❥unfortunately for you however. You seemed to have been catching up with the effect of the battery acid and were starting to be surrounded by black. Trying to stand up all wonky. You had to lean on the counter for support. However as soon as you started to fully stand up, you blacked out and fainted.
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Spamming your heart with [[LOVE]]
RomanceArt Creds-TO ME BITCH You wouldn't expect to meet the future love of your life in a dark alley living in a dumpster