Scott: *Kicks the door open, looking panicked* Jimmy: What did you do?!

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Scott: *Kicks the door open, looking panicked*
Jimmy: What did you do?!
Scott: NOBODY DIED!
Jimmy: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!  Oh god, get out of the way, I'm trying to save you!

Scott: NO! Wait a minute, I still haven't even told you anything!  Wait. I need a minute... Please?

Jimmy:  My boy, my boy...

Scott: What is it?

Jimmy: Look, I just wanted to say, I love you.

Scott: Yeah, right. All that crap they write in the papers, they just say that to sell papers, doesn't really mean anything.

Jimmy: No, it really means something.

Scott: Why?

Jimmy: Because I LOVE YOU!

Scott: I don't believe you.

Jimmy: Really? You're not angry?

Scott: No, I'm angry at you!

Jimmy: Well, then, I have some bad news. I'm leaving. I have a job in Hawaii. I was hoping to, I don't know, stay close, but it's just not going to happen.

Scott: Are you fucking kidding me?! What are you, stupid?! Are you leaving me?!

Jimmy: No, no, no, no, I'm just taking off, I'm not...

Scott: What do you mean?

Jimmy: You can stop looking for me!

Scott: What the fuck?!

Jimmy: It's just too hard, Scott. Too much has happened.

Scott: Too many things have happened?!

Jimmy: Yes, they have.

Scott: YOU LEFT ME!

Jimmy: Scott...

Scott: Why?!

Jimmy: Because I'm old!

Scott: What?

Jimmy: Do you realize how old I am?

Scott:...what...?

Jimmy is old 🤫🤫🤫

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