Today was a good day, people where very nice to me today there where no Titans, Levi was being weird with eren like the little weird shits they are, we stopped hanging out for a few hours until Levi texted me to come over, I came over and his place was nice even though I've been there a few times, I've heard a clapping noise? I didn't think of it much I stole some food and ate it, then I went into his room and saw...... Levi and Eren in the bed!? They acted gay but I never thought they where gay!? I backed up then ran as fast as fucking sonic Levi chased me and pushed me to the ground and said " Cadet, if you tell anyone and I mean anyone I will rock your world, literally" I was shaking so damn hard. I said "o-ok Levi" then stupid gay levi said " no, call me master" I said " ok m-master" I felt so miserable he knocked my stupid ass out I woke up in a unfamiliar room like what the fuckkk?? Levi walked in looking like an angry Pomeranian he asked if I ate his food I said yea he walked out of the room looking weird as FUCK I got out of the bed he walked back in and said sit down I sat back down I needed to listen or else Imma see my family in heaven he took his shirt off and he was buffer than a roblox character but he had stick looking limbs he said "come here" ARA ARA what is he planning to do to me *gay ass gasp* nahh ik what he's gonna do. IM NOT GONNA LIKE IT I crawled over to him then Said "Stand up" I stood up looking confused as the smelly ass shit In the toilet that eren is taking, he picked me up and I started squirming like a dying bug 🐜 he dropped me on the couch and said " you wanna play a fun game?"
Uh like what you gay bitch??? I said sure and he said if I can slap him hard enough we can date LIKE WHAT THE FAC☹️ but I slapped him back into damn reality leaving a red hand mark on his check, he said" great job" I've liked Levi for a while but isn't he dating eren? Eren came out of the bathroom and sat down with us and said" Levi watcha doin with y/n??" Levi said " playing a game" eren asked" what game is it!?" Let's just say Levi said it was a surprise game, Levi kisses me on the cheek and leaves for some damn reason eren asked me if I ate some of the bread I of course said yes he asked if I liked it I said yes again Levi came back with some bread and said " I brought some more bread y/n~" YESSS BREAD I ate a lot of bread and Levi tried to take MY bread, I pushed him away but he grabbed my hand and took my bread so I jumped on him and got my bread back jk but he got on top of me then TEASED ME THEN ATE MY BREAD😡😡😡 I grabbed his wrist then head butted his ass like tanjiro I got my bread back but this fight isn't over yet, he grabbed my arms (I let go of him) then put me on his back then on the bed I kicked and punched till I couldn't anymore he kissed me then tucked my in it's fucking three in the morning this weird ass Levi Ackerman is not my mom. He went back into the living room,I fell asleep till 5 eren was making some food for Levi and me Levi was changing in the bathroom I walked in to see Levi brushing his stanky teeth I walked into the kitchen and waved at eren and eren waved back and said I can have some bread to snack on while he makes some actual food for us I sat down and looked at my phone (this story was made when phones where made in aot) I saw Sasha and the others hanging out it was a Saturday so I just wanted to chill Levi walked out of the room and said " hi princess~" I'm not no damn princess I don't have a damn dress but anyways eren finally finished making the food and it was good eren was a good cook I asked if he had anymore and said " you like the food?" LIKE DUH I LOVEE THIS FOOD ITS SO GOOD LIKE DAMN🥵 anyway I got more and I was fuller than a damn shark when it ate the whole damn ocean 🤑🤑🤑 Levi went somewhere and said he would be right back he was back with nothing literally nothing at all EXCEPT FOR A BAG it looked like it had clothing in it he told me to change into them they where some nice clothes I said thank you and hugged him he patted my head like I was a damn dog and said " y/n, your so cute" I'm not dealing with this today not here and not now. I was blushing like period blood like damnnn he hot, but we don't talk about what I just said Mk? Okk but it was seven and Levi said it was time to go to bed but I guess I forgot we had training tomorrow Levi had a big bed for four but there was only three of us I didn't know if I should sleep in the bed wit levi and eren but I did anyways I slept in the middle I woke up from a bad dream to see Levi hugging me while he's sleeping LET ME GO YOU HOE I got out of that trap but he woke up looking ANGRYYYY I was confused and scared i almost shit myself so hard.
Pt 2 is coming!!!!
