British School Absurd. (BullshitIncorporated)

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Where do i even start? Ah yes... These are a classic.

James R - "Kids are so hard to deal with." meanwhile there is blood on his hands

Me - "Look, James R! I found a CH image on tiktok!"
sends it

James R - "f you."

a moment later tells me to stay back and sends me a jpeg image of a gun off of chrome :|

Izzy - "*calls me Tyson*"

Riley - "Yo name aint Tyson..."

Me - "Ever heard of Transgender people?"
so basically everyone found out in an hour or so.
Fml :')

Me - "Evie this better be important I was cooking cornflakes."

Evie - "So basi- wait what?"

Me - "You toe eyed cabbage, did you not hear me? Hurry up and quit wasting my time."

Evie - "How can you cook cornfla..."

Me - "With a stove, like you dont do it, smh...so not halal mode."

Evie - "What is wrong with you?"

Me - "cheez"