Here lied Anakin going to the grocery store buying Pademe's disgusting food When I mean that I meant that Jesus the woman cooks like a white Karen on crack soul food.
Anyways he was in this one Isle picking milk then suddenly a familiar man down to sections look like....? OH SHIT MY BALLS
ITS THE BIDEN PERVERT! Anakin had to think quick before thi-
" Hey darling I knew you'll come back to the lil fella~". He swing his hips reminded him that one time oh god he was gonna barf
" Sir I told you I have a wife at home. Now scram before I use the force on your ass." Biden laugh at his threat guess the bastard has dementia
" Hahahahahahaha you! You think your little magic is gonna satisfied my milking long dong 🤤." Okay this mother fucker
Anakin clench his fist the moment Biden clench his fist to his shirt oh yes he was having fucking stroke " please......what...have... You ..... Done.....to .....me" he gasp like
He was on life support " I told you asshole your the one who provoke me and didn't listen you old people think your so
Smart cause, your rich and not penniless news flash asshole
You won the reward of ' who the dumbass now' ". Joe continue
Groaning from the stroke the curly hair kept laughing until he heard ring from his phone " uh? Oh it's my wife welp chow"
Joe cripple tried to grab for Anakin's boot but miss " yeah? Nothing serious just the perv I met again. Mhm yes girl
I'm not lying He over trying to win me back hahaha."
" This.... ain't ....over" Anakin turn his heel " sir your
All whole life is about to be over, what? No girl I'm talking to him okay I'll be over bye." He put his in pocket and walked back.
" Naw he really tried to get with my man, he lucky his ass didn't get smack." Anakin ignore her but listen a little bit while they sit
Watching a horror movie " you know? This is probably gonna be the best story to be told me Anakin Skywalker".
His wife nod " yep we're gonna die".
Anakin looked at her with a blank face yep he was gonna beat this bitch up no telling or looking " Pademe why did we get married?". She sipped her soda " Idfk I guess cause you where cut and all
But that's the only reason." Anakin stared at her eyes yes he sometimes got annoyed with her but she was sometimes cute when ask questions like
This. He lean forward giving a peck on the lips she was stunned from the move he made " Ani...... You shouldn't have-" " Iwantohavesexwithyou". Pademe stood shook blush came to her face
She took his hand lead them to upstairs.
Timeskip
" That....was..." Their both laying in bed out of breath from the intense sex of their life " Anakin? Is that Joe?!" Anakin smiled faltered
Looking over his window " I'm gonna kill that hoe".
The end ♥️
