Here we go again(A Quackbur college AU)

Chapter 5: the fork(s)

"HEY BITCH WANT A FORK?" Tommy was insisting that Quackity should take a fork.

"HOW MANY TIMES DO I FUCKING HAVE TO SAY IT? NO I DON'T WANT A DAMN FORK."

"WHY? YOUR SUCH A DUMBASS FOR NOT TAKING THE FORK."

"FUCK YOU BLONDIE."

"FUCK YOU FORK DISCRIMINATOR."

What was Wilbur doing?

Praying that these idiots would stop screaming.

Wilbur couldn't stand having another headache, not now.

"Tommy, Quackity doesn't want a fork."

"HE'S BEING RACIST TOWARDS FORKS WILBUR."

"Tommy- that's messed up."

Tommy huffed and shoved a fork back into his pocket, who knows how many could be in there.

Quackity had a face of relief.

And Wilbur felt like murdering Tommy.

I mean, it was still a normal day at work, Wilbur had only been working there for 3 days and this was already a normal occurrence.

Same thing everyday.

Quackity and Tommy arguing, Wilbur telling them to stop.

"He's your brother, take care of him." Quackity glared at Wilbur then back at Tommy.

"He's my adopted brother, so it's fine."

"The fuck- that's just your excuse to be lazy."

"Oh my god wow, such a detective Quackity!"

Tommy snickered as Quackity rolled his eyes.

"Tommy, I think I might take one of those forks."

"HEY! ASSAULTING WILBUR IS MY JOB, AND MY JOB ONLY. YOUR JOB IS BEING A RESPONSIBLE ADULT!"

"Your making this very confusing your honor."

Wilbur and Quackity began to laugh while Tommy was digging around in his pocket.

"What the fuck are you doing?"

"I'm trying to find my sharpest fork."

"Im glad we never get any customers.." Wilbur whispered as Quackity nodded his head.

Quackity and Wilbur were actually friends? now.

Although they still argued a lot, they weren't threatening each other with forks like Tommy and Quackity were.

"Are you too flirting?" Tommy narrowed his eyes and began too smirk.

Wilbur'a face began to turn bright red, while Quackity just shrugged it off.

"I hate you Tommy, you know that right?"

"No shit." Tommy patted his pocket.
"But be careful about what you say, the fork is always waiting for it's next victim."

"JUST SHUT UP ABOUT THE DAMN FORK." Wilbur scolded.

Quackity nodded in agreement.
"Your in love with forks Tommy, you'd shove one up your ass."

Tommy raised an eyebrow, and made a face like he was thinking.

"I swear to god if your actually thinking about that-"

"I'm not that dumb." Tommy glared at the two and patted his pocket for a second time.
"It's always waiting..." he whispered

Wilbur stuck his tongue out like he's 8 years old and Tommy did the same back.