Chapter 10: god dammit

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and"You're all insane. We just fell over on each other, it's not a big deal."

"NOT A BIG DEAL? BIG Q THIS IS A VERY BIG DEAL, WILBUR COULD BE C-"

Tubbo slapped his hand over Tommy's mouth with a disappointed face.

"I know what your gonna say, don't say it please.." Tubbo shook his head and released Tommy.

Ranboo just stood there the whole time like a deer in the head lights, just staying quiet and looking concerned.

"Tommy, who are these people?"

"My friends, Tubbo and Ranboo. Ranboo is the one in the back with the glasses and mask, Tubbo is the one right here in the dinosaur hoodie."

"Alright."

Quackity shoved Wilbur off of him, he was concerned as to why Wilbur was still on top of him.

Wilbur stood up after getting pushed off and began to pick up games and CDs.

"I guess we gotta clean these up."

"Yeah, since your clumsy ass knocked them down." Quackity rolled his eyes and began to also pick them up.

"You knocked them down Wilbur? Weird."

"The fuck are you trying to say?" Wilbur turned around and glared at Tommy.

"I don't know, maybe that you did it on purpose?" Tommy smirked and maybe a heart.

"Shut up, I hate this guy."

"I don't mean to expose you, but you were just talking about deep personal things with me. I'm pretty sure you don't hate me." Quackity raised an eyebrow while Wilbur had wide eyed expression. He looked like a kid who got caught with his hand in the cookie jar.

"That's what I thought." Quackity smiled, then continued stacking games in silence.

"HAHA. GET EXPOSED BITCH." Tommy laughed way more than he should've.

"What do you mean 'deep personal things'?" Tubbo raised an eyebrow and made his eyes very intimidating.

"Nothing much. Just things about Fundy."

"Fundy? Who's Fundy."

"Flora changed her name. As a matter of fact she messaged me just now.."

Fundy: hey dad?

You: yeah?

Fundy: I'm trans. I go by he/him pronouns and I'm a boy.

You: okay!

Fundy I love you.

You: I love you my little champion.

Wilbur cleared his throat a said, "sorry, HE messaged me right now. Fundy is a boy now."

The four others in the room smiled and nodded, then continued on with their strange conversation.

"Wil, I feel like your flirting with Quackity. I feel like you do it a lot." Tommy smirked and giggled like a six year old.

"That was a fast conversation change.." Ranboo whispered to Tubbo, Tubbo nodded in agreement.

"Oh shut up." Wilbur said, glaring intensely at Tommy, while keeping steady eye contact.

"Tell me to shut up one more time, and the fork will have another victim." Tommy laughed like a villain.

Ranboo's eyes widened with concern, he moved his position so he could he directly behind Tubbo, like he was hiding from Tommy. Although, Ranboo was still very visible due to his height.

Tubbo gave Ranboo a pat on the back.

True friendship right there.

"Are you gonna stand there like an idiot, or help me with picking up the games that you knocked down?" Quackity glued his hands to his hips and raised an eyebrow.

"I'm doing by myself at this point."

"Yeah, yeah I'll help."

Wilbur and Quackity both reached for the same game, the game was Minecraft for Xbox. There hangs lay right on top of one another.

Wilbur's face turned bright red, Quackity's was also red, but not as much.

"Ooooooooo~" Tommy and Tubbo teasingly made hearts and kissing faces.

"You are all extremely immature!" Quackity blurted out.

"You are both extremely gay for each other." Tommy spat back.

"You are all extremely loud." Ranboo said in an inside voice. He was the quiet kid in the back of the class.

Tommy stuck his tongue out at Ranboo then continued teasing Quackity and Wilbur.

"How come your still holding hands huh?"

"BECAUSE YOUR DISTRACTING ME!"

"How come you told all your personal stuff to Quackity wil?"

"BECAUSE I NEEDED HELP."

Tommy relentlessly interrogated Wilbur and Quackity until he got bored.

"That's enough. I'm bored now." He said with a huff.

"Thank god.." Wilbur mumbled.

"You got that right.." Quackity responded in agreement.

"THE FORK IS WAITING."

"HOLY SHIT SHUT UP ABOUT THE GOD DAMN FORK."

"I'LL TELL PHIL THAT YOUR BEING MEAN." Tommy pouted as he began to force himself to cry, failing because he's not an actor.

"Your being pathetic." Tubbo heckled towards Tommy.

"Your even more pathetic bitch." Tommy rolled his eyes and began to pout towards Wilbur again.

An alarm rang on Wilbur's phone.

"FUCK YEA."

Wilbur grabbed his stuff real quick, said bye to Quackity, then flew out the door.

"So he says bye to you but not me?"

"I guess."

"SUS."

"I guess I better delete that tinder account." Tubbo pulled his phone out with a disappointed face.

"Yeah. Wilbur doesn't need any dating sites because this store is dating site enough."

"Tommy, Tubbo, Ranboo, please just leave."

Tommy shrugged and pulled Tubbo and Ranboo with him.

Then they walked out the door.

Quackity sighed and kept on picking up games.

Wilbur was such a chaotic mess, but Quackity liked chaotic.

Quackity didn't have a crush on Wilbur per say, but Wilbur is charming.

Sure, the guy never knows what he's doing with himself or his life, but he just needs the right person to help him keep going.

At this point, Quackity had shoved the chair situation behind him, yeah it was annoying in the moment, but now he thinks of it as funny.

Although there's one thing.

Quackity can't be himself around Wilbur.

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A/N; sorry that it took me longer than usual to update this story, I know I've said this before but I've had some personal family issues going on, nothing that serious, but still serious.

Sorry for any typos.

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