Russel:i actually think youre really pretty... I know youre dating 2d but i just need to get this off my chest. Today i realized how pretty and gorgeous you are, and i think i like you. You dont have to talk about this conversation ever again if you dont want to, but ill always be here if you and 2d break up. I know this sounds rude but i just want you to know ill be there. Ill be there if you ever need help too, so dont hesitate to ask for help. If you do end up dating me, we could be like noodles parents instead of her having a single father. Im single and ready to mingle anytime mervat. Its not healthy for noodle to grow up with 1 dad and 2 drunk British uncles. Please at least think about what i am saying, it could be beneficial for the whole band. Thank you for taking time out of your day and listening to what i have to say.
Me:blushes I-i dont know what to say...
Russel:then don't say anything...kisses
Me:2d im breaking up with you for russel
2d:crycrycryanguishedanguishedsobsobsob
Me and russel get married and our child is noodle and 2d and murdoc are still drunk british uncles but we are all happy
