Forgive the fact that my house is messy, but here's my cats. Also just ignore the fact that i'm wearing pajamas.
It was really hard to get them to stay still in front of a computer.
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This is Boomer, the cat that was fat but now is just a brat. He's super soft, and warm, and he actually lets you pet his belly! Surprising isn't it? He'll randomly swipe at you if you walk by though, it's annoying. And painful. He's a lap cat too.
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Then there's Ash, the even bigger Ash-hole (yeah that's his nickname)
He'll make you pet him, but if you do it slightly wrong, then you'll get scratched. He's Boomer's adopted son, because we got him from a friend, and he happened to look a lot like Boomer. The friend was giving Ash away because his son was abusing him, no matter how many times they told the kid to stop. So now we have an asshole of a cat. His species is dickhead.
And of course Ash is the one to have killed our pitcher plant. I never got to see the pitcher plant because Ash killed it before I got home. GODDAMN IT ASH-
So, yeah that's it. I'll put the rest of my pets later.
