Imagine: you're going to the bathroom and will wood is in the next stall over. You begin to take a loud ass shit. It hurts a lot so you start peeing instead. Will wood begins to inhale deeply through his nose.
"Y/N," he gags, "why do you have such stinky piss?"
"H-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-h-how d-d-d-d-d-d-do y-y-y-y-you know m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-my name?" You ask cutely. He crawls on top of the stalls and perches there like frog.
"I'm always watching you (F/N M/N L/N). Born (place of birth) at (time of birth)"
