Dream didn't recognize the room he was in. It was weird...are really long. Very yellow, too. He heard faint music playing on the other side, so he went to check on it. A blue hoodie came into view
"Hello?" Dream said
"It's a beautiful day outside" the person said
"Uh...yeah" Dream confused
"Birds are singing, flowers are blooming"
"I don't know how you can tell from this room-"
"On days like this, kids like you..." the person stared at him with his piercing blue orbs
"Should be burning in hell"
"Excuse me?" Dream gasped
[Authors note: Dream is in blob form canonically]
The music got louder, and a bone cracked through the ground and killed Dream
"WHAT THE FUCK" he screamed, until he realized that he was...Alive?
What the hell?
He figured it was just a dream (haha), until he found himself in the same hallway
"What?" He was comfused
"Heya. You look frustrated about something. Guess I'm good at my job, huh?" The person look down at him.
A fight box popped up, with the name "Sans"
"So...Sans...come here often?" Dream asked
"Fuck you"
Dream immediately died
"hmm. that expression...
that's the expression of someone who's died twice in a row.
suffice to say, you look really...unsatisfied.
all right.
how 'bout we make it a third?" Sans lifted his hand to strike Dream
"WAIT!!" Dream held out his hands "how about we chill for a sec"
"I'm a god-tier speedrunner, how about we fight with a contest?"
Sans considered it, but then killed Dream
"hmm. that expression...
that's the expression of someone who's died thrice in a row.
...
hey, what comes after "thrice," anyway?
wanna help me find out?"
"STOP!! WHO EVEN ARE YOU??? STOP KILLING ME!!!" Dream screamed
"Sounds like a salty gamer lmao" sans killed him again
"hmm. that expression...
that's the expression of someone who's died quice in a row.
quice? frice?
welp, won't have to use it again anyways."
"DUDE"
"OKAY ENOUGH. YOU NEED TO STOP SPAWN KILLING ME AND TELL ME WHATS GOING ON"
Sans stopped for a second. "No time... but I guess we do...what'd you say? A speed run?"
Dream felt relief "yes! Let's do that!"
They joined a Minecraft server, and immediately sans fell down a ravine
"SANS!!!" Dream grabbed a bucket of water and jumped down to save him
"Ah-Dream you saved me" sans was in dreams arms
"Yeah...I couldn't let you die" Dream said
"And after all the times I killed you..."
Sans started crying
Dream looked into his blue orbs and kissed him
"Don't be sorry, my dear"
Sans stopped crying and kissed him back "okay"
Then they started fucking right there
The end.
A/N: omg thank you for reading!!!! Much love 💗💗💕🤪🤪💗💕🤪🤪❤️❤️❤️❤️🥰🥰🥰💕🥰💗🥰💗🥰💗🥰🥰🥰🥰💕🙅♀️💗🥰🙅♀️❤️🥰🥰🤪🥰💗🥰💫🥰✨🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪
