After the encounter with Bo, Patrick and Kurt both decided to skip for the rest of the day. They snuck out through the back doors and made their way to Kurt's messy Jeep. It reminded Patrick of his fathers car, making him hesitant to enter. T-shirts and stolen textbooks littered the back seat. The front seat was filled with random trash. Patrick pushed all of the cassette tapes, juul pods, soda bottles, among other things onto the ground.
"Hey, hey not the cassettes" Kurt said, waving his hands to direct him to stop. Kurt pushed Patrick aside to grasp for a cassette tape that had fallen onto the ground. The tape he picked up depicted a woman drawn in a minimalist fashion. She was in a car next to a man and they both wore sunglasses. The text above them read Sonic Youth. He made his way to the other side of the car and held the cassette tape up proudly. "You ever heard of Sonic Youth".
"N-n-n-no I really haven't" Patrick stuttered.
"Ah dude! You, my man, have been missing out!"
Kurt exclaimed. "They're like so sick, they got a female guitarist, Kim Gordon, she's so good! She's like the entire reason I got into playing!"
"I really only listen to hyperpop music" Patrick stated, nervous that Kurt might be an obnoxious music elitist that would dismiss his music taste as childish. He knew how much his father hated it. Every time he played anything that even resembled any kind of electronic pop music, he would scream at Patrick.
"What the fuck is that?"
"Hyperpop is a loosely defined music movement and microgenre characterized by maximalist or exaggerated take on popular music. Artists tagged with the label typically integrate pop and avant- guard sensibilities, drawing troupes from electronic, hip-hop, and dance music"Patrick began his explanation, but was immediately cut off by Kurt.
"Fuck! Get in the car! Go go go go!"
Kurt abruptly set the car to drive, but not before Patrick notice Bo and Courtney loitering around the back exit.
"Hey, looks like they're trying to get away after the little stunt they pulled" he heard Courtney say.
"Let's get em Court"
Patrick ducked down and watched as the various items slide as Kurt swerved around parking lot. The last thing he wanted was to get involved with the pair again. He drove through the high school parking lot, making sure to dodge the other vehicles in the lot. He nearly hit someone's Dodge Neon, he assumed a teachers, on his way out. As the car swerved, a dash ornament fell on Patrick's head. Kurt made sure he was fairly far away from the school before slowing down.
"We lost 'em Pat" Kurt sighed with relief. "Pat?"
he asked, voice full of concern. He peered around the center console to see Patrick, knocked unconscious. He gasped and pulled the car into the Target parking lot.
"Oh shit what happened" he gasped after seeing the snow globe that had shattered over his head. "Pat?.....Patrick??" Kurt said, poking at him to coax an answer from him. Patrick groaned as he could barely notice the blood dripping into his eyes. "Oh fuck" Kurt gasped."Dude we gotta get you to the hospital."
..........
Kurt pulled into the hospital parking lot. He had given Patrick his Green Day shirt to help with the bleeding. He picked up Patrick to carry him inside. He was very light so it wasn't very difficult to pick the boy up.
When they got inside the lobby, everyone looked at the pair in shock. They were all baffled to see Kurt holding Patrick. All of the staring orbs made Kurt nervous, and before he knew it, he hit the ground hard.
"AH SHIT" Kurt bellowed as he looked over at Patrick. He had dropped him on his head where he was hit with the dash ornament. Kurt panicked and swiftly and gingerly picked Patrick up again. He scurried off to a seat and carefully set Patrick in a seat. He plopped in a seat next to Patrick and whispered in Patrick's ear, "I'm REALLY sorry, man. It's just that staring makes me nervous. Especially when people stare at me in homophobic".
30 min later
Kurt groaned in boredom.
"I'm going to the vending machine, do ya want somethin'?" Kurt asked Patrick. He didn't respond, merely mumbled something about his head hurting really bad.
"He'll like skittles, I bet," Kurt thought left the waiting area.
As Kurt walked down the empty hospital hallways, he was reminded of 2 specific horror movies he saw in the sixth grade. The shining, and human centipede 2. They where both super scary, he had regretted watching both of them in one night. Human centipede 2 was, in fact, so scary, that he threw up for 3 hours straight, and then watched the shining.
When got to the vending machine, he looked out the window and saw 2 ambulances. People where being taken out of the ambulances and one of them looked vaguely farmiliar, like one of his classmates. Kurt didn't dwell on this too much, though, because he didn't pay attention to his classmates anyway. He then noticed a man with dark hair being rushed out of the second ambulance. Another man stood beside him, looking panicked.
Soda and skittles in hand, he walked back to the waiting area. Patrick had awoken by now, but looked disheveled.
"Hey man, got you some skittles,"
Patrick took the bag of tiny candies, but did not eat them. He looked as pale as milk.
Just then a man sprinted in up to the ER alongside a stretcher, begging to know if the man laying in it would be ok.
"Please, he's my husband" the man begged. "I just need you to tell me if he'll live".
They soon disappeared behind a pair of doors. A minute or two had passed before another person was taken in. Kurt recognized him as the weird incel from school. As much as he hated him, he would have never wished death upon him. Kurt turned his attention to the television in the waiting room. Apparently a tragic car accident occurred by the train tracks. A car was hit by the train and then thrown into the car behind it, leaving both drivers fatally injured. One had been impaled through the leg and the other suffered severe head trauma.
"Cobain?" The nurse called from the hallway.
hey y'all sorry i took so long to update. i got in a car crash, got shot, got covid and my cat died in that order😕 sorry guys
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