Haikyuu fear factor

Kuroo's fear

Xylophobia, also known as hylophobia, is the irrational fear of wooded areas

Kuroo fear is being in wooded areas even for a long period of time so how will you cope when his bf suggests a Hike in the forest get back to nature

Oikawa: come on babe lets go for a walk

Kuroo really couldn't say no to him so he putting his boots on and they went
Kuroo doesn't like the woods but he also doesn't like to argue with Tooru knowing he will never win 

Kuroo: just please don't get us lost Hun

Oikawa: trust me

Kuroo: i do i just don't fully trust your navigation skills

So they set off on a hike they were in the woods for hours and true to what he said his boyfriend got them lost and it was starting to get late

Kuroo: please tell me you know the way out

Oikawa: course I do

Kuroo: yeah that doesn't reassure me at all you said you knew you were around and we lost

The deeper into the wood they went the darker it got the more kuroo started to panic because he hated wooded areas in general this was just his worst nightmare

Kuroo:🎵Looking at it now It all seems so simple We were lying on the couch
I remember You took a Polaroid of us
Then discovered (Then discovered) The rest of the world was black and white
But we were in screaming color And I remember thinking🎵

Oikawa: love what are you saying

Kuroo:🎵Are we out of the woods yet?
Are we out of the woods yet? Are we out of the woods yet? Are we out of the woods? Are we in the clear yet? Are we in the clear yet? Are we in the clear yet?
In the clear yet, good🎵

Oikawa:Oh oh oh shit love i'm sorry

Kuroo:🎵Are we out of the woods yet?
Are we out of the woods yet? Are we out of the woods yet? Are we out of the woods? Are we in the clear yet? Are we in the clear yet? Are we in the clear yet?
In the clear yet, good (Are we out of the woods?)🎵

Oikawa: we will be out soon i swear

Kuroo:🎵Looking at it now Last December (Last December) We were built to fall apart Then fall back together
(Back together) Ooh, your necklace hanging from my neck The night we couldn't quite forget When we decided, we decided To move the furniture so we could dance Baby, like we stood a chance Two paper airplanes flying, flying, flying And I remember thinking🎵

Oikawa:thinking what babe please  i swear babe i csn get you out of here

Kuroo:🎵Are we out of the woods yet?
Are we out of the woods yet? Are we out of the woods yet? Are we out of the woods? Are we in the clear yet? Are we in the clear yet? Are we in the clear yet?
In the clear yet, good🎵

He was started to panic more and more they were going deeper

Kuroo:🎵Remember when you hit the brakes too soon? Twenty stitches in a hospital room When you started crying, baby, I did too But when the sun came up, I was looking at you Remember when we couldn't take the heat? I walked out, I said "I'm setting you free" But the monsters turned out to be just trees When the sun came up you were looking at me🎵

Oikawa kept trying to reassure him they will get out and go home

Kuroo:🎵You were looking at me, oh
You were looking at me (Are we out of the woods yet?) (Are we out of the woods yet?) (Are we out of the woods yet?) (Are we out of the woods?) I remember (Are we in the clear yet?) (Are we in the clear yet?) Oh, I remember🎵

Man did kawa wish he did what he saw in movies and tie some string around the tree

Kuroo:🎵Are we out of the woods yet?
Are we out of the woods yet? (Yeah)
Are we out of the woods yet? Are we out of the woods? Are we in the clear yet?
Are we in the clear yet? Are we in the clear yet? In the clear yet, good🎵

Oikawa: we will be out soon i promise

Kuroo:🎵Are we out of the woods yet?
Are we out of the woods yet? Are we out of the woods yet? Are we out of the woods? Are we in the clear yet? (Yeah)
Are we in the clear yet? (Yeah) Are we in the clear yet? In the clear yet, good Are we out of the woods yet? Are we out of the woods yet? Are we out of the woods yet? Are we out of the woods?🎵

Oikawa:Look babe look  there is an exit

Kuroo:🎵Are we in the clear yet? Are we in the clear yet? Are we in the clear yet? In the clear yet, good Are we out of the woods yet? Are we out of the woods yet? Are we out of the woods yet? Are we out of the woods? Are we in the clear yet? Are we in the clear yet? Are we in the clear yet? In the clear yet, good🎵

Oikawa: look we are breath breath we are out we are free we are not in the woods anymore

Kuroo opened his eyes his breathing went back to normal he looked at kawa and said

Kuroo: i am not going hiking with you again

Kawa:fair i am so sorry love

Kuroo: its fine i am better now inam out of there

They went back home and had a quite night in watching movies untill they fell asleep