Obey Me! Zodiacs! (Requests Open!)

What Mammon thinks of you

ok ok, I'm really sorry for not updating for the longest time, but I'm back (partially) for now! yay! 

Just a heads-up, this is all based on the personality of the zodiacs, if I hurt your feelings i'm really sorry, just know that this isn't intentional and this book is just for fun. 

About my OC book, it'll take a long time for me to update, I am working on it but I just can't find the time to. I'll be posting updates on here more often because it's overall shorter and easier to publish in one go. 

anyway enough stalling-

Aries: They hang out with me, sometimes. They're pretty damn resilient! On that note, pretty fun too. And if they're reading this, I just need a little more time for that 5000 Grimm! A little more time! Please don't chase me with that whip-

Taurus: I really don't get them. I mean, who actually sits and LISTENS to Satan's book reviews? And enjoy them?! Besides, they hang out with Satan and Belphie most of the time, so they don't really associate with me. Phew, because I still haven't paid off that debt.

Gemini: They sure talk a lot. They watched ONE ANIME with Levi, then went off on a huge rant on it. Either that, or they're talking about the latest gossip, which I wouldn't really mind if it wasn't ALL THE TIME! But they're pretty chill with me borrowing money from them. 

Cancer: I don't really see them around much. They're usually at Purgatory hall, and even if I do see them, they don't pay me that much attention. They make really good cakes though. They always bring some home. 

Leo: Yikes! They really remind me of Lucifer. I think they got a little bit of their menacing aura from him. And when they make up their mind, there's no changing it! When they're not punishing me with Lucifer and Diavolo, they're actually pretty nice. 

Virgo: They always give me the stare when they pass me in the hallways just because I didn't pay off that one debt. I keep telling them I need more time, but they don't seem to care. But they're a lot like a big sibling. They make sure everyone gets their chores and homework done on time, especially when Lucifer's off to some big council meeting. 

Libra: Very chill. I can actually relax around them, because they don't really mind if I go into their room unasked. But they're mostly around some other demon, chatting away. They always have some sort of flower in their room, and that's just proper manners! Setting up something pretty when your master arrives! (He thinks the flower is cute) 

Scorpio: They're pretty intense! But they match up to my greatness, so I don't really mind. But OH MY DIAVOLO ARE THEY SCARY. They stare me in the eye and they look like they're gonna murder me! They can be nice... sometimes. 

Sagittarius: YEAH! This is what I'm talking about! They always manage to talk me out of Lucifer's punishments and they LOVE to buy random things on Akuzon that they'll never use. But they say the casino is a bit much for them... Eh. 

Capricorn: Jeez, do they HAVE to be so serious?! They have a KILLER death stare but they're good at arguing people out of situations. They don't use that ability on me though. Says "You're guilty of almost everything you do, so no." Hmph!

Aquarius: It's like they don't care about anything at all! But...I admire their guts. They said "Ok, you don't control me, so just chill and get your nose out of my business." RIGHT TO LUCIFER'S FACE! WHILE ON THEIR D.D.D.! It's fair to say that they paid for it though...

Pisces: W-What?! NO, I DON'T LIKE THEM! But they're so caring and sweet... When demons at RAD tease me, they're the ones that get the other demon to realize that I'm not a douchebag...T-THAT DOESN'T MEAN I LIKE THEM THOUGH! They don't mind when I don't pay what I owe them. They really gotta stop letting everyone else take advantage of them though!

(Basically, he's in debt to all of you.)