AGOTI looks down on the horizon.
AGOTI: Drat, Mommy Mearest is still alive, but, not for long.
Daddy Dearest's victims are summoned.
AGOTI: Garcello, Salty, Tabi, Sarvente, Weegee, Father Fairest!
Other 5: Yes, A Guy On The Internet.
AGOTI: Garcello, who threatened to put you through hell?
Garcello: Daddy Dearest.
AGOTI: Who trapped you in an arcade and tried to remove your memories?
Salty: Daddy Dearest
AGOTI: Who is the reason your son never comes home after school?
Father Fairest: Daddy Dearest.
AGOTI: Who put that goat skull on your head?
Tabi: Daddy Dearest.
AGOTI: Who put you in the meme dimension?
Weegee: Daddy Dearest.
AGOTI: Whose wife threw me into a nothing world?!?!?!?!
All: Daddy Dearest's.
AGOTI: So kill his wife!
All: Yes, sir.
Meanwhile, Mario, Luigi, Kapi, Melony, and Tari were doing innocent things.
Keith: Guys, Girlfriend's mom is going to die!
Mario: *spits out his spaghetti*
Luigi:*stops reading*
Kapi: *hops off his DRR pad*
Melony: *Wakes up*
Tari: *shuts off her game*
Bob: Let us go save her.
Week 1 tracks: Jump.
Mario walks around, looking for Mommy Mearest. He finds her, but Tabi has a knife very close to her throat.
Mario: Stop right there!!!!
Tabi: Just...
An explosion goes off.
Tabi: So, you survived the explosion?
Mario: Pingas.
Tabi: What do you mean you do it all the time?
Mario: Emma chew to wanna wafto.
Tabi: The hell? Anyway, let us rap!
Tabi: You little...
Mario: *hits his penis*
Week 2 tracks: Gray.
Kapi calls all of Mommy Mearest's henchman, but Salty kidnaps her!
Kapi: Nooooo!
12 seconds later.
Salty: Now, to kill you!
Kapi: Not as long as I live!
Salty: We shall rap.
Salty: *falls asleep*
Kapi: Disgraceful little-
Week 3 tracks: Ow, my ovaries!
Bob found Mommy Mearest and Father Fairest arguing.
Father Fairest: Your husband made it so my son never came home.
Mommy Mearest: Your wife did that herself.
He picked up a knife.
Bob: How about we rap to determine her fate?
Father Fairest: Ah he bot la she could do my name is the hoodie
Bob: Bro, you suck, and your wife should be in jail for child abuse.
Father Fairest: Oh yeah 0008 was the weather
Bob: You can not win, I am unbeatable
Father Fairest: How do you how is your brother killer am I want to why
Bob: Bro, you shall never win, your son does not love you.
Father Fairest died of heartbreak.
Week 4 tracks: Never Smoke Cigarettes.
Keith and Mommy Mearest were rapping.
Garcello: I shall kill the demon hoe.
He captured her.
Garcello was sucked into a vacuum cleaner.
Week 5 tracks: Games.
Tari and Weegee rapped.
Weegee: Well done.
Week 6 tracks: demon dancing.
Melony walked to church when she found Sarvente's demon form.
You know the song.
Sarvente was defeated.
Bonus Week tracks: Finally awakens.
Luigi and Mommy Mearest were on a date with their love when AGOTI teleported them into the nothing world the Dearest couple put him in.
AGOTI: Now, my revenge.
Luigi (Boicfer voice): Not on my watch, criminal scum.
But with Luigi instead of Keith.
AGOTI: No, no, nooooooooooooo!
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FanfictionWhat the hell is the universe? A fabric of time, challenge, and decisions. It makes me ask "What if?". What if Yoshi's friends were raped by the IRS? What if Mario and Meggy never got it on? What if there was a third installment to if Mario was in...