NARRATOR POV
All was quiet is the Xailong house hold Ruby and Yang were home for the holidays but where was Dio? A knock at the door was heard and Tai was about to answer when Dio kicked the door down dressed as Santa.
Dio:MEWRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY CHRISTMAS!
Tai:Dio you broke the door!
Dio:well prepare to even more pissed old man! Kids, Sakuya!
They burst through the wall also dressed as Santa except Sakuya who was an elf.
Ginora:ho ho ho mother fuckers!
Giorno:happy holidays
Skauya:Tai, Ruby, Yang...dog
Tai:my wall! Dio what the hell!? Why are there kids here and why do they-!
He released.
Tai:you didn't
Dio:I did
Tai:with her
Dio:correct
Tai:when!?
Dio:their five I'm seventeen do the math
Tai:what the shit!?
Sakuya:all in all it fun
Dio:thank you
Sakuya:why am I wearing a rather revealing elf costume
Dio:what do you think we're doing after we leave them here
She blushed heavily.
Ginora:I want ruin Christmas for other people!?
Giorno:just let them do their thing
Ginora:why what they doing?
Giorno:let's just say we might have another sibling soon
Tai:how does he know about that he's five!?
Tai turned to Ruby and Yang.
Tai:did you two know about this!?
Yang:yup
Ruby:I still can't believe I'm aunt
Tai:and I can't believe I'm a damn grandfather
Dio:first of all believe it baby and second their your problem now. And bare in mind they both have stands, one blows shit up the other can turn lifless objects into living beings including himself soooooo...
Tai:no wait you-!
Dio:Za Warudo!
Time stopped and Dio flew Sakuya away. You can probably guess what happend next Merry Christmas you filthy animals.
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