It hurts.
Everything hurts.
I yelled in frustration and sat straight up.
Why the fuck did I let Riki Nishimura sleep in my bed? I should've let him sleep on this shitty couch instead. But no. I slept on this stupid couch while he got to enjoy the warm feeling of my lovely lovely cozy queen-sized bed, fit for a queen like myself. Riki on the other hand isn't a queen so he shouldn't have been allowed on my bed.
Honestly, I don't know what's worse. The fact that I told him last night about how I can actually talk and tat the whole thing was a bet or that my stupid bed got taken by him.
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"I can actually talk like a normal person, lol." I typed out.
"You what?"
"I can talk like a normal person." I said.
"What!?" Riki whisper-yelled, trying to be considerate of Daniel, who was sleeping.
"Yep. Please don't tell anyone you know that I can! I made a bet with my friends about this and I can't afford to lose!"
"Okay."
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I heard a groan as the door handle to my room turned, making a slight squeaky creak noise.
Riki sniffled and said in a sleepy voice, "Why'd you scream."
"Give me a massage."
"What?"
"I said, give me a massage."
Riki stayed silent for a second.
"Okay.", he said in a monotone voice.
He walked over to the couch I was on and sat on the right side of the couch, sitting behind me and on the pillow I was sleeping on. Riki first started massaging me by using his hands to do a Shiatsu-styled massage on my shoulders.
"My shoulders don't hurt you idiot, my back does."
"Oh, okay, lay down on your tummy."
"Wha-"
He pushed my body down onto the couch so that my tummy was laying on the couch then, he kneeled, sandwhiching my thighs with his knees.
Thump.
Thump.
Thump.
My heart just won't stop racing for him will it?
He then proceeded to karate chop my back and started doing some chiropractic techniques to lose out my back.
Crack.
"Oh yea, that felt nice. I liked that one."
Squeak.
"What the hell are you two doing?"
But before I could reply, Daniel took a step back into his room before shutting the door quietly again.
Gawd that was so awkward. Was that a compromising position or something? But we're both minors. How was I going to explain this to Daniel? How was I supposed to make him believe that explanation? Ah whatever, there was no time to stress. I was meant to be relaxing and loosening up any sore muscles right now.
"How and where did you learn to massage and to do this chiropractic stuff so well?" I asked curiously, turning my head to the side, kind of looking at him.
"Well, since I dance a lot, I naturally get sore muscles really easily. And because of that, I used to get massages and chiropractic therapy in order to fix that problem. Then I guess I managed to learn how they did it and started to try doing it myself. It's a lot cheaper to do it myself cuz like, it's too expensive to do it outside all the time."
Oh.
OHHHHH.
Wait that actually makes a lot of sense.
"Ohhhhh."
"Yeaaaa, then I started to practice it with mom since she always wanted massages and stuff but didn't want to spend money on a massage chair, nor did she want to spend money on a massage session."
"Ohhh"
"Ow. Help! Help!"
I started to laugh at Riki as I see my white fluffy rabbit, Cream, jump onto his lap.
"Not funny! Get him off of me!!" He yelled, hands in the air as if he was surrendering.
I continued laughing before Cream decides to sit in a loaf position, still sitting in his lap, asking to be groomed and pet.
"Cream's asking you for head pats."
"Oh."
Riki then started to pet his head, Cream's teeth chittering in happiness.
"I think he likes you. Usually Cream doesn't even let us pet him.", I tried to reach my hand forward to pet him, resulting in Cream standing up and getting off the couch, "See what I mean?"
Riki's cheeks puffed up, trying not to laugh, resulting in a explosion of laughter from him.
"Hey! Don't laugh at me! This isn't funny!", I pouted.
"I think he hates you." Riki tried to say whilst still choking up in laughter.
I crossed my arms and narrowed my eyes at him, "I'll get Cookie to slap you, I swear."
"I'd like to see you try.", Riki said, laughing at me.
I started to playfully punch him whilst we both started to laugh at each other. We repositioned to sit crossed legged, facing each other.
Then I looked at him for a second, his eyes meeting mine.
Badum. Badum.
My heart was making weird noises.
Our faces started to near each other, so close I could feel his breath on my nose.
Then Cookie and Cream started to dig into the TV stand, trying to gain access to the wires.
I stood straight up and yelled at them, "Cookie! Cream! What do you two think you're doing!"
Then Riki laughed at me, "You look like angry, the dwarf from Snow White And The Seven Dwarves."
"Hey! I'm not that short okay?"
"Yeah Yeah, keep denying it all you want." he said standing up, walking towards me and hugging me from the back.
Badum.
Badum. Badum.
Badum. Badum. Badum.Riki then proceeds to rest his chin onto my head, placing a kiss on my head.
"You're so small and cute."
I turned around to face him, tip toeing, "I'm not short. You're just tall."
I wasn't lying. It was a fact. He's just really really tall. And that's al because of his stupid NetNet vitamins that he's been consuming since he was a child.
"N-"
Flick.
I flicked his forehead.
"Ow!"
"Idiot."
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