❦𝙳𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚖 𝚑𝚊𝚛𝚎𝚖 & 𝙰𝚗𝚐𝚜𝚝❦

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How you all doin? I hope your not sick or something be safe!

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Ship: None
Person: Hi welcome to Applebees, would you like apple or bees?
Tubbo: B-bees?
Person: HE HAS SELECTED THE BEES!!!!
Tubbo: W-wait-
Tommy:{walks in with a jar of bees}
Tubbo: WAIT-
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Ship: None
Techno: Im sure none of us is philzas favorite child.
Tommy: whats that supposed mean?!
Wilbur: I mean when we get lost in the forest and got bruises when phil saw us he was just perfectly worried for dream....tommy.
Tommy: that makes sense.
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Ship: dreamnotnap
Sapnap: hey george did you see my hoodie?
George: No
Sapnap: WHO OVER F^CK!NG HAVE MY HOODIE I WILL KI-
{Saw dream wearing his hoodie}
Sapnap: Kiss them!
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Ship: beeduo(only platonic)
Tubbo: My husband is too tall for me to kiss his chicks. What should i do?
Dream: punch him in the stomach. Then, when he double in pain, kiss him in the chicks.
Wilbur: tackle him
Tommy: Dump him!
Niki: kick him in the shin!
Ranboo: NO TO ALL OF THEM. JUST TELL ME TO LEAN DOWN TUBBO?!
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Ship: punzxdream
Dream: I can't believe where stuck in this room together?!
Punz: (swallowed the key) truly unfortunate!
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Ship: Technoxdream(idk platonic?)
Phil: are you in love with dream?
Techno: {sweats}.....No...
Philzas: Then why do you draw T+D and heart everywhere?
Techno: It stand for torture and Death.
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Ship: Dreambur!
Phil: How did you two get in an accident?
Dream: We were driving and there was a deer on the road so I yelled =will deer!=.
Phil: And?
Dream: tell phil what you said Wilbur.
Wilbur:
Wilbur: I said =yes honey?=
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Ship: dream harem
Dream:Hello,people who do not live in here....
George: hello
Sapnap: sup
Punz: Hey
Karl: Hi
Techno: hallo
Quackity: hello
Illumina: hi
Sam: hey
Some of them: hi/hello
Dream: i give you the key to my place for emergency only!
Wilbur: We want cuddles
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