BEST ISHIMONDO STORY ! (+food puns)
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Once upon a time, There was a boy named Mondo. He was born with an illness, "corn cob hair". It ran within the family, and it caused some anger issues and impatience. Mondo, unfortunately suffered from another illness, and this one, is ironic;
Mondo, was lactose intolerant.
These two illnesses became issues and made him murder his brother later on, but that's just the beginning. He decided he would go to a high school to impress his dad, who suffered from "corn-cob hair syndrome" as well. So naturally, anger issues and impatience,
Oh and also, corn cob hair that couldnt be brushed. ANywaYs, Mondo got there and soon found a boy with , well, spiky hair and big eyebrow syndrome (I feel so bad writing that).
Mondo soon found his one and only…
True
Best friend!
Mondo and that kid, oh yea his name is Kiyotaco, I mean taka-
Had so much fun! They took a sauna together, and that is it , well other than them wrapping their hands around each other ,
They soon became fond of each other , in a not friend way.
But before all that, Mondo had did something horrible.
Mondo… HE LET HIS CORN-COBBINESS TAKE OVER !!!! sob sob
HE MURDERED CHEERIO FUJISAKI IN COLD CORN, I MEAN BLOOD!
then
Just like that,
The boy who looked like a girl, was no more.
Byakuya Toes, decided to be an emo boy and mess around with everything , because
He sucks
Anyways, Mondo became telepathic during the trial and ratted himself out, making taco boy melt down.
That wasnt good, no.
Tacos .. they had cheese on them..
Mondo was lactose intolerant…
How could their love ever work???!!!!
Then Mondo, before he died, shouted out to Kiyotaco.
"I ORDER YOU WITHOUT ANY CHEEESEEEEEEE!"
Taco boy was crying from all the sadness, but then shouted back in pure bliss ;
"ITS A DATE!"
Then its
The buttery end!
Then Kiyotaco gets hit by a hammer. because Ludenburger is a slut. (Mind my language)
The end
YOU ARE READING
Best Ishimondo story ever. /warning: gay/
RomanceI'd like to say this is the best ishimondo story EVER- (sarcasm at its finest), I hope you enjoy this ironic story of the two boys who everyone ships together.
