Trollstopia Season 3

The Snug-A-Lug Situation

In The Morning, Poppy Called Everyone For An Emergency Announcement.

"Trolls, Thank You For Coming On Such Short Notice. Fellow TrollsTopian, Lownote Jones, Is In Desperate Need Of Our Help."

Poppy Stepped Aside As The Funk Ambassador Stepped Forward, "Indeed, I Am. In Fact, We Are All Facing A Dire Emergency."

However, Thanks The Lownote's Suave Voice, The Trolls Didn't Freak Out. They Were Interested.

"No, Really. Don't Be Mised By The Smooth Sound Of My Voice. Everyone Should Be Very, Very Alarmed." Lownote Warned.

Once Again, Everyone Was Interested Again.

"Trolls!" Poppy Shouted, Making Everyone Stop For What They Were Cheering For.

"Now, There's Been A Dangerous Shift In Our Planet's Groove-itational Pull And I Must Fly Into Outer Space To Correct It." Lownote Explained.

Everyone Gasped At Hearing What He Statement.

"How Can We Help You, Lownote?" A Troll Asked, Raising His Hand.

"Good Question, Voice In The Crowd. If My Mission Has Any Hope For Success, I Need A Group Of Reliable Trolls To Rise To The Occasion... And Pet-sit For Me While I'm Gone." Lownote Said.

"What Kind Of Pet, Lownote?" The Same Troll Asked, Raising His Hand Again.

"Strong Follow Up, Voice In The Crowd." The Funk Ambassador Then Pushed A Button As A Light Shone On Him, And A Creature Appeared In His Hands. "It's Called A Snug-a-lug."

Everyone Awed When They Looked At The Little Creature.

"Oh, My Guh!" Smidge Squealed.

"It's The Cutest Creature I've Ever Seen!" Guy Diamond Added.

"So, Who Can I Trust To Feed It, Bathe It, And Play With It?" Lownote Asked.

The Whole Crowd Raised Their Hands, Wanting To Pet-sit The Snug-a-lug.

"Oh, And You Can Never... Ever... Under Any Circumstance... Give It A Hug." Lownote Warned.

That Caused The Crowd To Gasp And Put Their Hands Down. One Of The Pop Trolls Ran Away While Screaming.

"I'm Out." Smidge Said, Putting Both Of Her Hands Down.

"Can't Do It." Guy Added.

"Aren't You Curious Why You Can't Give It A Hug?" Lownote Asked, Expecting Curiosity From The Other Trolls.

"Sorry, Lownote, But It Doesn't Really Matter Why. There's Not A Troll Alive That Can Resist Hugging That Little Guy." Poppy Pointed To The Snug-a-lug.

The Other Trolls Responded With An "Aww" As Their Faces Showed That They Want To Hug The Snug-a-lug.

"Oh, Come On." The Grayish Blue Pop Troll spoke.

Everyone Gasped And Looked Behind Them To See Branch Was Slouching Beside A Tree, And said, "How Hard Is It To Not Hug Something? I'll Do It."

"Whoa, Branch, even you have to admit that Snug-a-lug's pretty irresistible." Poppy Said As The Snug-a-lug Then Sneezed Like A Baby Panda.

Most Trolls Awed, Even Poppy.

"Puh-lease," Val Then Walked Forward Into The Crowd, "Branch Is Right. I Can Take Care Of that Thing With One Of My Hands Still Doing A Solo," She Flipped Her Guitar Into The Air, And Played It With One hand.

"Note: I Agree With The Hard Rock Troll. Resisting Is Simply A Matter Of Maintaining One's Objectivity," Laguna Stepped Forward As Well.

Gust Tumbleweed Then Stepped Out Of The Crowd, "And I Figure, If I Can Keep Law In Order On Free Funnel Cake Friday, Watching A Snug-a-lug Will Be A Piece Of... Well, Free Funnel Cake! Ha-ha!"