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"John JOHN Lastrade has a case us!" " "Sherlock when you say "us" do you mean you?"John says trying not to laugh.
"Same thing now can we get going please John this is the first case I've hade for 2 months John TWO MONTHS so stop sitting there and get your coat on and let's GO!"
AT THE CRIME SCENE
As Sherlock and John arrived on the scene Sally walks up to Sherlock and says...
"We are able to handle this one Freak and we are the police NOT you so why don't you turn around right there and go back to that little flat of yours hmmmmm"
"Well Sally apparently your superior dos not think that way so if you would kindly get out of my way so I can do what he called me about that would be great"says the detective with a snarky tone in his baritone voice.
Sally steps out of the way but not very nicely making sure to bump into the taller man.
As Sherlock walks up to the body his foot got caught behind the stone showing slightly above the thick green grass and fell face first into the ground.
John ran over to Sherlock glaring at the police laughing behind him as he said "Sherlock Sherlock can you here me I need you to sit up please just sit up."
With a wimpier of pain sherlock sits up saying "John I seem to have hit my head and it hurts please?"
John nodded and went to get a cab.
