Shrek x peppa pig 💖💅💅💞♥️♥️🍑

getting to know each other part 2

Shrek left as peppa waved well he walked down the hill and left. Peppa's pov: Hes just my type!! He's so attractive and the wax in his ears bring out his badboy skirt." She walked back inside forgetting about the cockroach immediately. "Oh Hey  peppa! I was just wondering if you could please do the dishes?" Asked mummy pig. Peppa stood still glaring and her mother well her eyes turned bloodshot red and her devil horns grew with her golden wings bigger than her broken heart. She broke down crying screaming. "NO.NOOOO WHY WOULD YOU ASK SUCH A QUESTION!?!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" but she got a sappychat from shrek. She went back to normal and went into her room. "Hey thweety apple gummie drop pie"  "h-hey UwU" "Soooo what you doing this Saturday?" "nothing :)"
"Meet me at the park tomorrow 12:40 sharp teddy bear" "O-o-okay hehe UwU" peppa giggled and then went to sleep. {the next day (Saturday)} peppa yawned and let out her morning fart. She put on her red dress that she never worn before and brushed her bald head. I'm so excited to see shreky bae!!! (At the park) Shrek was waiting for peppa until he saw her go down the slide and land perfectly. "She's so perfect" he smirks well licking his earwax. "O-oh hey shrek" says peppa with a scrunchie balancing on her head. "Hey peppa" he winks looking badboy af. "Wanna go on the swings and hold hands bae- I-I MEAN SHREK hehehehehhehrhrhrhhrhrh" says peppa. "Sure love of my life I saw like yesterday" Again he winks. "Hehe okay" they held hands and kissed. "well I gotta go home now or my dad will beat me up" says peppa laughing. "You should stay the night with me" he smirks. "U-uh no sorry I think it's a bit to early for that in our relationship" says peppa nervously. "Oh really~~~" shrek grabs her and holds her close to him. C'mon baby sita I'm not that bad ;)" says shrek slowly. "LET GO OF ME YOU PERV" Peppa viciously pushes shrek off of her and she runs home crying."Why did you leave me" "I thought u where mine bbg" "C'mon the earwax to my ears!" "GRRRR HUFF HUFFF GROWL RAORRRRRRS KN SORROW" (those are shreks sappychats.      

                   To be continued
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