Peppa was jumping in her muddy puddle with her pet cockroach. They where having so much fun with the brown icky mud splashing upon their feet. "ugh! I'm so single I can't find a date everybody here isn't smexy enough, I just wish some visco boy with the shiniest scrunchies would just lift me off of my fat humongous fungi infected feet." Says peppa with a smirk and a GAZE in her small beedy not shiney at all eyes. "Agreed" says cockroach still jumping in the brown icky brown thick crunchy mud. "I'm just like not OTHER GIRLS...I'm special ...." They continue talking about how single they are till they hear some loud thumping. "What was that!?" says Peppa. they see a Big, fat, visco boy with 2 pink and yellow scrunchies in his bald head. His shirt was unbuttoned and he had the shortest skirt of all eternity. His big juicy butt was so eye catching! and his puka shell necklace was so AsTheTic!!! He bumped into peppa and just as peppa was about to fall he CAUGHT her waist and they "Accidentally" kissed with their eyes closed and peppa's hand on shrek's face. they both opened their eyes slowly and blushed. "Ehe thorry thweetie" says shrek with a badboy smirk on his face. (Cockroach was squashed rip ⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️) "i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-its o-o-okay UwU" they both smiled and blushed as shrek was still holding her waist about to fall in the mud. "Hey toots, (he winks) Do ya got sapychat?" "I-i do! " Peppa takes out her scrunchie and her bald head shines in the sun. Shrek blushes almost more than when he saw jojo siwa and simped for her last year. They exchanged their sappychats. "buhbye surely poo darling sprinkle baby, I-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i m-mean Shrek" she blushes and smiles, and some how they magically know each other's name so yeah.
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