My Last Name is Payne, so What do You Think?!?! (One Direction Fanfiction)

Introductions and Wrestling Matches

Hello AGAIN!!

Again I'm really sorry about the cliffhanger in the last chapter!!!! But now you get to finally know who it is so..... Yeah.... CHOCOLATE!!!!!! Anyways enjoy this chapter and REMEMBER TO COMMENT AND VOTE!!!!!!! It makes me happy!!!! 😆BYE!!! Oh and i almost forgot..... Heres my KEVIN REPORT!!!!! HE CAME BACK!!!!! IM SO HAPPY!!!! Ok.... Now bye!!!!!

This Note was Issued and Decreed by,

THE CARROT CAKE QUEEN

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CHAPTER 2

Josie's POV

"LIAM, YOUR BACK!!!!! OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!!!!!!" I screeched while jumping onto him and hugging him. "I missed you soooooooooooo much!!! And even though you were OBVIOUSLY trying to suprise me, You could've just called me and not said anything instead of putting me through all that torture!!!!!!!" I scolded him and hit him in the back of the head. "OW!!" is what he said, but he's just lucky I didn't hit him any harder. Then I thought I heard laughing right behind us so once I had gotten off of Liam and took a bite of my ice cream, I turned around to see four boys all, unfortunately, taller than me. One had curly brown hair, emerald green eyes, he was wearing a blue blazer, a tight white shirt underneath, and a pair of dark jeans and he had a cheeky smile planted on his face while checking me out, not so discreetly, might I add, and its really starting to creep me out, anyways, then there was a boy with with grayish-bluish eyes, brown hair, and was wearing a striped shirt, red jeans and a pair of black TOMS, then there was a boy who had his black hair up in a quiff, he had brown eyes and tan skin, way tanner than mine, and he was wearing a varsity jacket also with a tight white shirt underneath, jeans that were way darker than Creepy Boy's jeans over there, and then I looked at the last boy. HE WAS SO CUTE!!!! He had blonde hair, blue eyes that were actually just like mine, and he was wearing a red polo shirt, khaki capris, and some red Nike shoes and he was staring at my ice cream hungrily. HE REMINDS ME OF A BABY PENGUIN!!!!!! "Who are these boys, Liam? Since they are in MY FLAT, I think that they should introduce themselves. It's only polite! So... BOYS INTRODUCE YOURSELVES.... PLEASE!!!!!" First the boys wearing stripes bounced over to me and shouted "HI, I'M LOUIS TOMLINSON, OTHERWISE KNOWN AS THE CARROT KING, NICE TO MEET YA....." " My names Josie nice to meet ya Louis.. WAIT, NO WAY, YOUR THE CARROT KING, I'M THE CARROT QUEEN!!!!! OMG, OMG, OMG, OMG!!!!! IT'S LIKE WE'RE TWINS IN A WAY!!!!! YAY I HAVE A TWIN!!!!!!-" Then he interrupted me and shouted "OH MY GOSH I NOW HAVE A TWIN, WE NEED TO GET MATCHING OUTFITS!!!!" "THAT WOULD BE AWESOME!!!!" I replied. "Anyways, We'll talk about this later but right now I want to meet the rest of you lot!!!" The curly haired boy walked up to me and he said "Hi, I'm Harry, Harry Styles. Nice to meet ya, Your'e quite fit." And then he winked at me. Creepy much... "Nice to meet you, too, But I'm not interested." I said, trying to be polite. "Oooooooh, did THE Harry Styles just get rejected?!?!" Hairboy said, and yes I'm now calling him Hairboy but in my defence I haven't learned his name yet so... "Oh, I know she wants me, I mean who could resist THIS?!?!!" He said gesturing towards himself. "I could ACTUALLY." I said. "You'll give in sooner or later, I know you will." Harry replied, then he just winked at me again. Then went and sat down on the couch. Then "Hairboy" came over and said really quietly "Hi, I'm Zayn." And he stuck his hand out for me to shake, I took his hand and firmly shook it. "I'm Josie, nice to meet you Zayn, by the way I love your jacket! I have one of those too!" And lastly the blonde boy came over to me and hugged me, I love hugs so of course I hugged him back after he pulled away he said " Ello love my name's Niall, nice to meet you!" It looked like he was holding something behind his back. "Nice to meet you t- HEY, GIVE ME BACK MY ICE CREAM!!! DON'T MAKE ME HAVE TO FORCEBALY TAKE IT BACK!" I shouted when I realized he took my ice cream. ""NO!!!" He shouted. okay so we'll have to do this the hard way then. Okay... I can do that. I jumped onto his back and screamed "GIVE ME MY ICE CREAM!!!" He then slid me off his back and onto his shoulder, like I was a potato sack. "NIALL, PUT ME DOWN AND THEN GIVE ME BACK MY ICE CREAM!!!" I was pounding on his back while I was shouting. "LIAM GET THE ICE CREAM, GET ME, AND THEN WE'LL BE FREE!!!" Liam chuckled while he got me and my ice cream down. Finally, my sweet, sweet ice cream. "So.." I said while plopping down on the couch inbetween Harry and Louis, "Liam, these are your bandmates.... Cool! I give these peeps the Official Josie Stamp of Approval, so now its official that... I APPROVE, WHOOO!!!" "Good to know that we've got your approval" Harry said while slipping his arm over my shoulder. This makes me feel VERY uncomfortable. "Uh, Harry? Could you please remove your arm from my shoulder?" "But, what if I don't want to?" He replied. "Well", I said, " then I'd just have to unleash my 17 years of ultimate fighting experience out on you, but I've gotta warn you I'm the World Champion Ultimate Fighter in the Men's Leauge. I'm in the Men's Leauge because they said I was to rough for the Women's Leauge." I don't think he believed me cuz he just snorted and kept his arm there. "Okay, you don't believe me, then lets go Styles, right here, right now, UNLESS YOUR'E TOO CHICKEN!!!!!!!!" "Okay, but don't come crying to me when I beat you." He said smirking at me. I just rolled my eyes. "Okay, THREE, TWO, ONE, GO!!!" He came at me but I just grabbed both of his arms, jerked them behind his back, and started twisting them, when he tried to get out of my grip, I flipped him like he was a ragdoll and he was on the floor. Then i pinned his arms behind his back and got right next to his face and said " And the Men's Leauge Ultimate Fighting Champ is still me. Hope I didn't crush your fragile ego." I then got off of him and held out a hand to help him up, he grabbed it and proceeded to pull me down and then he got on top of me, pinned my arms above my head, and kept my legs down with his legs, he then positioned his face inches from mine and I could feel his breath on my lips as he said "No, I think I win" "Harry..." "Yeah?" he asked... his face is still an inch away from mine! "Uh.. could you please move your face away from mine ad get off of me?!?!" i asked/demanded. "Again... what if I don't want to?" he asked me, smirking because he thought he had SOME type of control over me. "If you don't, then I will make sure that you are never able to have children." He didn't say anything, he just smirked and inched a teeny bit closer. I guess desperate times call for desperate measures, I then proceeded to scream "RAPE, RAPE, HE'S TRYING TO RAPE ME!!!! LIAM, BOYS, HELP MEEEEEE!!!!!!!" Even though they were sitting right there watching everything that was going on, and theywouldn't even help me, they just sat ther looking amused as all heck! Even my own brother... TRAITOR!!! "GET THIS RAPIST OFFA MEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!" "Okay, Okay, I'm getting up!! Geez!!! Overract much!!" "YES I ACTUALLY GOT YOU TO LISTEN TO ME!!!!!! YAY!!!!! HARRY STYLES-1, JOSIE PAYNE-2!!!!" I screeched in joy. And that is how you beat Harry Styles at wrestling. I'm so awesome for doing it!!!!!