My life as Slimers kid

Part one, life.

It was a normal day at the fire station

You were eating your favorite food out of your favorite ice cream tub, you only eat food out of ice cream tub proportions. "Like father like a child," says Peter, he sucks ass, he's always calling you a fat fuck, you hate him so much but...also love him sometimes "Peter, Can you stop being such a dick." The vile words spew from your mouth like venom and his day is ruined, he just got slimed by you, you run to your room crying because you feel so bad for yelling at bi dad number 2... Ray steps in "Peter that rude...😢 DON'T SAY THAT TO THE CHILD..." Peter sighs and shakes his head "We never should have let the kid in here, it's evil! Half ghosts can not be trusted!" The other ghost that lives there cries because of racism and goes back into his closet full of mushrooms and cum socks. Egon's wife then shows up and she's all like " PeTA Have u seen Egon and woman 2?" And they really don't know. The receptionist shakes her head and says "IM RIGHT HERE, EGON WIFE." And Egon is secretly at sean Paul's carnival right now wearing his Fursuit, he claims he has to stop the ghost but he's just a furry. THEN now BACK TO SLIMER KID. Slimer kid is writing in it's diary like a sick fuck and writes "IM NOT SICK...IM TWISTED...SICK IMPLIES THERES A CURE...I WISH DADDY NOT DEAD HRRRR"

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