u brock up wit ur prayner. they was jerk anywaus so u decid to go camp in woods. as ur getting packrd u askes urself if u habe everythimg u needs. u check a lait of thivs. u habe ur soaps (gotta have that saop🤤), ur cloyhes, ur teethbrush and paste, and ur hiarbruush. why u had a beush for ur hair u didnt know bc ur were balded. 😱😱 (or not idk im not u😒) u close ur bagg and take it to ir trumk. after ur all redy u go potty one last tim before ur stuck driving for hours. 😠
the dribe was cery broing. nothimg excotign happensd u just drove. u got there pretty early bc u felt u had the need for speed and sidnt oay any attentions to traffic laws bc yes. deciding to get ur camptsite set up u get t ur timhs out of ur vehil le and set yp ur temt. after everythih was put wjere u wanted it to be u goes out for a walk in thr woods bc u could. go queen go. 🤩 (or king idfk u go too ig)
afterr walkimg for awhile ur foots are gettimg tored so u sit by a small pand to naap. it is peaceful and quiet until u hear footstemps rumning at u at full speed. before u can turn to see what it is u get tacklled by hers. 😱😰😳🥶🤤
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u yell at her that u are not a boar. 😡 she look at ur fac and gets off noticimg ur not a boarr.
"oh sorry cute atuff. 😏" she ten gibes u a hadms to hekp u up.
"am aloy i am the stromgeat lumberkak in all teyvat. are u lost kittem?💪😼" u get a clocer loon at the beautiful hunky monkey in fromt of u. she was beru prety and was indeed stromg.
"hot mamas ues im lost can u help me gimd my campsite mamas?!?! 😍" she nooded amd got sownd to get a whiff of ur doggies. she them started sniffong ur trail the way u carm frim.
"here u go baba bookie wookie pookie. 😏" ur are big shocked she so smart and good at smell. ir sad tho bc this means u will proabbdly have to see her leeave u now.
"wait mamas do u want to dtay for dinners? 🥺👉👈" hust then her tummy wummy started growling louder than razors wilf dad. 😱 u wouldnt take bo dor an answer so u took her hand amd brought her in to ur canosite.
"i wamt real womans food thouh no homt doggs. 😤😠"
"okay my snookie cookie bookie licky for u i got the gucci steaks from wallmarts. 😏🤫🤑" she seems to lokc the sound of tat bc she started drooling so mucj that a small puddle was formig below her. it was like a watrefall.
"wait for me to cook up some mean beans and i will brimg everyotjn to u okay my lumpy bumpy dumpy? 🤤😘"
she didnt say anytimg but ahe went to go look thdirugh ur sruff while she waotef. after u fisndihined cooking u called her cvack over so u could sit sown amd eat togemther.
"oh wows ur so good cook. 😍😇🤤" she disnt know u put in a seceret infrediamt. the gravy wS not hravy bit u will mever tell. 🤫 u have much grhst voncersation while u eat and habesuch lost of fun. after ur done tho us till didmt wamt her to leave.
"please wont u stay a lottle longer? we can watch the stats and snugglrs wit each orher. 🥺"
"okay i coild nevrr say say no to u. 🥳"
as ur get comportable laying on dort together and stare up at the stares u get sleppu. u ensd ed up fall asleepp in each toehrs amrs. ☺️☺️
