Dream SMP oneshots

Royal Guard

Tw: dagger, if there are any more do tell me! Y/n's pronouns are she/her in this oneshot! Thank you QueenBee_pollen3 for the idea. Onto the story!
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"King Phil, it's time to wake up." Y/n shook Phil awake gently. Phil grumbled, turning to the other side of the king-sized bed. Y/n sighed," King Phil, if you refuse to wake up, Queen Kristin will!" That made Phil shoot up," No no, no need to bother her!" He nervously chuckled, remembering the last time that happened.

"Phil, wake up now before I pour this ice water on you!" Kristin angrily shouted. She gave him 3 seconds before dumping it all over him.

Y/n smiled and directed him to his closet where a fresh change of clothes were waiting for him. Phil yawned and went to change. Just as he was about to step into the bathroom, he heard a knock that was answered by his guard. "Y/n, has Phil woken up? If not I'll get the ice water." Y/n smiled," No worries my queen, King Phil has already woken up." A few more words were exchanged before the door was shut. He then closed the bathroom door and changed out of his silk pajamas and into his royal clothing.

Y/n tapped her foot outside the door. Hannah, the head of the laundry department, was already here to collect Phil's pajamas, yet Phil was taking an awfully long time. She knocked on the door," King Phil, if you would please hasten your pace, Hannah has arrived." She announced as polite as possible. However, it didn't take rocket science to figure out that Y/n actually meant," King Phil hurry up Hannah is here jeez." King Phil soon stepped out and gave his pajamas to Y/n, who then passed on to Hannah. After that, Y/n led King Phil to the dining hall, where they were joined with Wilbur and Tommy. Technoblade,however, was nowhere to be found. Y/n internally screamed. As the royal family's personal and only guard, waking them up was especially difficult. Technoblade being the hardest and Wilbur being the easiest.

"My king, if you don't mind, I will go wake Prince Technoblade up." Phil nodded and Y/n went up the winding staircase silently. As she reached the door, she paged her 2 other guards who also helped but not with majority of Y/n's duties. In fact, each member had 2 other guards in case Y/n was busy with another, but she coped.

"Hey Dream and Ranboo, I might need your help. If I say 1, come to Techno's room immediately. Over."" Roger." Came the reply. With a deep breath, Y/n pushed the door open.

There laid Technoblade, sleeping soundly. Y/n walked over and gently shook the prince," Prince Technoblade, it's time to wa- AHH!" Technoblade had pinned her down onto the floor. In a state of panic she paged Dream and Ranboo, screaming the number 1. Footsteps rushed up and into Technoblade's room. Dream yanked Technoblade off while Ranboo pulled Y/n away. "Heh? Hey get off me!" Dream let go off the prince who looked around dazed and confused. "Why the heck did you pull me off? Wasn't it an intruder- ohhhhh, uh, hey Y/n..." Technoblade trailed off awkwardly. Y/n brushed herself off," Well um, breakfast is ready."

Time skip since idk how to continue from there( imma take this opportunity to ask, how are you? Remember to eat, drink and stay happy and healthy!)

"Y/n, if you don't mind, I need to travel out of The Antarctic Empire and enter The Badlands for a contract. Techno will be joining me and I would like to invite you along." Y/n smiled warmly and obliged, excusing herself to change into more formal wear. As a personal royal guard, Phil had ordered for her to wear comfortable clothing around the family, however Y/n had insisted on formal wear on special occasions. Guess that's the downside of a friendly king. Or not.

"Velvet, Ant. I will be leaving. Make sure the boys don't mess the place up since Hbomb already cleaned it yesterday and guard the gates. That means no flirting whatsoever till I return." The duo blushed, not expecting him to know. Phil, Techno and Y/n mounted their horses and set for the Badlands.