zhongli x reader 🥺

why is there a boy in my cabinet

y/n and zhongli got home , when suddenly they heard a noise in the kitchen. "w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-what was that ?! 😰😰😰😰😰🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥲🥲🥲🥲😞😞😞😞😞😞🤪🤪🤪‼️‼️‼️‼️" y/n squeaked hiding behind zhongli's 5 foot wide body (a/n: how he gets through doors is up to your imagination 💗💗) zhongli went into the kitchen without a word. he even looked angry in y/n's opinion. a few crashes were heard and y/n went into the room. "zhongli what h-hap-" zhongli slammed her against the cpunter and put his hot dog looking finger to her lips. "quiet kitten 👿👿👿 daddy angwy right now, it'd be best if you stayed quiet." suddenly the cabinet above them creaked and y/n saw what she thought was... a leg?! she did the only reasonable thing one could do in that situation and reached up, grabbed the mysterious leg, and yanked it out the caninet. suddenly a boy in green came flying out. "ohh hey lol" he said with a nervous giggle. "w-who-" zhongli sighed. "this is venti, and he's been living here for a couple of months."