Mammon Oneshots

Baking - Mammon Oneshot

Kitchen

Y/N POV:

OMFG HOLD ON THERES A COCKROACH IN MY ROOM I ;ITERALLY BROUGHT THE RAID OUT OF MY ROOM TODAY BRO AT THE WORST TIME IM PISSING TEARS HELP

okay im back from my little roach crisis :cathearteyes:

Cooking ingredients and cutlery sat in front of you as you triple checked to see if the measuring cup sizes were right, hoping that your memory won't fail you from the countless times you've made cookies up in the human world. Mammon leaning on the counter behind you, his gut already screaming at him that he's just going to be used as a tool, too bad, its his fault for offering to help.

How you were in this situation having to make enough cookies to make a certain someone satisfied...? After your arrival back from the human world, you spent the night hanging out with your favorite demon, just basically teasing each other for a whole 3 hours as your only source of entertainment. Beel later came in, interrupting your long, interesting discussion about how furries would have been thought of, and why. Of course after waiting months of you being back in the human world he would've been craving food made from you. Knowing that you have made chocolate chip cookies so much that your corpse would be able to write it down, that was the obvious choice. Mammon being the Avatar of Greed he is, he refused to let Beel be in the kitchen alone with me, I found it funny how much time he wants to spend with me after my arrival back in the devildom.

Tipping in the melted butter, brown sugar, and raw sugar, in you mixed them together as Mammon watched aimlessly from behind, in pain by how slow you combined them. Clutching the sifter in your hands, you poured in the cups of flour and a teaspoon of baking soda and gently shook the powders into the bowl. The thought of you always getting eggshells in the batter made you shudder and turned to the unoccupied Mammon with an awkward smile, with 2 eggs in your hand.

"Aha, do you mind cracking the eggs for me...?"

"Finally, something to do! Ya can't just keep me waiting for ages or I may as well leave, I'm a busy guy y'know!" He snatched the eggs from you and perfectly hit them on the counter so its easy to break. Awestruck, you watched as he broke the eggs with precision and poured them into the middle of the bowl.

"Woahh! Do you mind handing over your egg cracking skills?!" You asked in shock.

"Aha! The Great Mammon is superior at a lot of things, it really should be no surprise!" He proudly ruffled your H/C hair with a great big smile plastered across his face.

Chuckling, you pour the amount needed of vanilla extract needed into the batter and looked down at your creation. Dread crept over your face as you got reminded of having to do the next step. Hand shaking in fear (help this is an exaggeration dw) you go to grab the whisk, but before you could, a nice, tanned hand got their before you could, the other placed on your shoulder. You look up behind you to see a demon with a reassuring smile on his face looking down on you.

"I'll do this part okay?" Mammon took the large bowl of cookie mix from your grasp and started whisking it like it was nothing! You gazed at his (really hot, nice, sexy, please choke me with them) hands, in admiration at how he was effortlessly combining the mixture into a smooth, fluffy batter. Trying to not get distracted, you grab 2 trays from the oven and ripped some baking paper into the right size, placing them onto the trays.

"Ah, I forgot to get the chocolate chip bag open for you!" You exclaimed, turning to an empty chocolate chip packet with a confused look on your face.

"I've already done it! Ya know to not keep The Mammon waiting next time!" He placed the bowl onto the counter next to the baking trays.

"Mammon, your so cool! How is it even possible to do this so fast, I take like 10 minutes!" You looked up to him with amazement.

"E-eh?! You don't have to go that far Y/N, I know I'm great and all but ya gonna make me blush!" He said and turned away slightly pink from the sudden complements.

Grabbing 2 spoons, you handed one to him, demonstrating on how the shape and width is meant to be, to only find yourself talking to air.

"I did so much for you, and now ya ordering me around, jeez Y/N!" He half yelled, plopping the cookie mix as how he wanted them to be onto the black metal tray. You decided to just let the demon what he wants.

"Alright I put them in the oven, what should we do now?"

"Hmm, I'm not too sure." You replied, grabbing flour out of the bag, and throwing it at him. Mammon turned to you in surprise, running to where you are.

"Fine Y/N! If that's how ya wanna play, then game on!" He grabbed some flour out of the paper packet and ran after you. You laughed as you sprinted around the island counter with him chasing after you, hastily grabbing a small handful of flour and throwing it back at him, just to meet with a bunch on your face. You ran to Mammon and clapped his face gently with your hands, adding the white powder onto his face as well. Not giving a care about anything, not even Lucifer, you both were racing around madly, having a flour war.

"Arghhhhhhh!" You yelled, running at him like titan with a spear, but really all you had was flour in both hands. Mammon caught you by both wrists with a tight grip, making you unable to throw more at the demon.

"Aha! I got you now Y/N, and there's nothing you can do!" Mammon now had you locked between him and the counter, looking down on you with a huge grin on his face. Distracted by the amount of fun you were both having you didn't notice your position at the moment, your back was slightly leaning- almost laying on counter, your thigh being threateningly positioned between his legs whilst he was firmly holding both of your wrists, but you both were laughing your heads off that you didn't even notice.

Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep

"Alright, alright! Shut up already" Mammon yelled at the oven as he let go of your wrists and walked over to the oven. "Wooah! Y/N, they look great, obviously because THE Mammon helped!"

You got off the counter and excitedly ran over to where he was like an excited little kid. Inhaling the smell of the freshly baked cookies, you put on some gray oven mitts and pulled the 2 trays out of the oven one after the other.

"Let's put them in this display cake stand!" You put the hot cookie tray down and started to put the cookies onto the stand. Whilst you were putting the cookies onto the plate, your arm hit the burning oven tray and you hissed in pain.

"Ow!" Mammon immediately looked your way and gently grabbed you by the waist, leading you over to the sink letting your burn rinse under cool water. Your wrist was once again gripped again tightly by the demon, with his hand on your other arm, once again basically locking you from any sort of escape.

"Ya gotta be more careful y'know, Y/N?! Be grateful you have The Great Mammon around helping you! Now stay there." He left you at the sink and put the rest of the cookies onto the fancy white cookie stand. "Now, lets check that burn." The demon said, walking back over to you softly grasping your arm and inspecting it. "Good, its okay! Now don't go thinking that I'm doing this because I'm worried for you or anything- I just don't want you going and getting hurt everywhere!"

"Mammon, that's literally you being worried for me, but okay." You looked up to him with a bland expression on your face to find him letting go of your arm and walking away with a "Tsk."

"Hey wait, let's try one, they look really good!" You grabbed his hand and dragged him over to the stack of cookies. "Look, this one looks like a heart, you should have it!" You picked up a heart shaped cookie from the batch and gave it to Mammon. He looked down at your smiling face, and looked away, obviously pink.

"N-no, you have it, stupid human..." He took the cookie from your hands and placed it in your mouth. "Aha... Aside from that, we should probably clean up the kitchen..." Mammon said as he looked around the flour coated kitchen.

"Mm. Yes you should." You immediately looked towards the deep voice and saw an angry Lucifer standing before you.

"Ah, crap Y/N we gotta make a run for it!" Mammon took your hand and ran off with you.

:) <3

Sorry for not doing one in a while! I honestly only do these when im bored or as comfort writing ekujwfbghuerjvi;flvkthu I hope you have a great day/night :)