Kuze Sewer Battle

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Bubba: This next one is very dear to me, and a very exciting fight.

Katsuragi: Oh! Is it gonna be a bare knuckle fight?

Bubba: You bet!

(Y/N): This is gonna be interesting.

The scene opens to (Y/N) and an unnamed stripper entering the sewer, with (Y/N) wearing a very tacky white suit.

Rarity: My! What a very interesting suit your wearing!

(Y/N): Tell me about it.

(Y/N): You weren't kidding about this place being unconventional. What do you need access to a place like this?

Stripper: I heard the previous owner wasn't exactly the upstanding businessman type, I dunno what he was so afraid of. But he wanted a quiet escape route. Stinks, but them's the breaks.

(Y/N): Where does it lead?

Stripper: Theater Square, apparently. I never bothered to check myself.

Ikagura: You build an escape route and don't bother to check where it leads, kind of lazy if you ask me.

Asuka: Seconding that.

Stripper: But it's got to connect back up to street level somewhere. Not much use as a secret passage otherwise.

(Y/N) looks down, unamused by his current circumstances.

Stripper: By now, the Dojima guys are probably all parked outside the club looking for you. Use this passage to pop up somewhere else and you'll probably throw them off.

(Y/N): Let's hope. And thanks, I owe you for this.

(Y/N): Once I can walk around Kamurocho without being hunted down, I'll come back as a paying customer.

Yang: Jeez, what a horndog.

Bubba: Hey, he's just repaying a favor, sort of.

(Y/N): Gotta do it somehow.

(Y/N) begins making his trek through the sewer.

Stripper: Sorry, stud. I don't think that day's coming.

The scene goes black, but comes back to (Y/N) sprinting through the sewer, clearly wanting to get out of there as fast as possible.

A light brightens throughout the system as a loud revving is heard.

The bike begins to barrel towards (Y/N), with shots of the figure dragging a metal pipe across the wall.

???: (Y/N)!!

The figure is revealed to be Diluc, with bandages around his waist and hand, and a very stylized pair of shades.

Monstadt cast: DILUC?!

Jean: What are you doing there Diluc?

Diluc: I couldn't say.

Kaeya: You look very banged up.

Rosaria: And missing a finger too.

As the bike inches closer, (Y/N) brings his arms up to guard himself. But Diluc slams his pipe into (Y/N), knocking him back, while also totaling Diluc and his bike.

As (Y/N) struggles to get up, Diluc picks himself up with the pipe.

Diluc: You asshole... You're makin' this fun.

Playing OST: Pledge of Demon

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