Jhonny is not Horse man's boyfriend

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Horse man is going through even more depression because Drarry  hit him for a reasonable reason and plus he hasnt ever hit him before but STIL UNFAIR BECAUSE HORSE MAN IS A CHILD AND CHILDREN R PRECIOUS

Horse man wakes up Jhonny-spelled-wrong who WAS SLEEPING ON THE FUCkINg GRASS THIS WHOLE ENTIRE TIME, LIKE BRUH NO ONE EVEN NOTICED?? "Hey look theres a homeless child sleeping on the ground should we be concerned?" "nah its fine its 1983 no one cares" 

Anyways Horse man drags his F R I EN D YES FRIEND THERE I SAID IT- along with him to go on a date- I mean mourn in the playground because 1983 teens are like this 

Jhonny-spelled-wrong is like "hey r u ok Horse man" but what he really means is "WHAT THE FUCK WHY DID YOU WAKE ME UP FROM MY NAP I ACTUALLY LIKED LOOKING LIKE A HOMELESS KID SLEEPING UNDER A TREE FREEZING TO DEATH."

While Horse man is venting Boob and Evil Ranboo show up and Jhonny-spelled-wrong goes "get out this is our territory" but what he really means is "AAAAAAAAAAAA ITS BOOB IYFDFIKGTFRFRGHJKHGFDSDFGHJKJHGFDSDFGHJJHGF NONONONONONONON JHGFDSFGHAJJHGSFGAAAAAAAAAAA"

While Jhonny-spelled-wrong has a midlife crisis Horse man is like "get out" but Boob and Evil Ranboo are like "well well well what do we have here" (like how villains do)

Horse man says ur mom (because protagonist) and thinks its funny to crack a ur mom joke while some scary looking socks r about to murder you (Tetris laughs bitterly in the distance)

Evil Ranboo and Boob get mad and they drown Horse man AS THEY SHOULD UR MOM JOKES ARE NOT FUNNY- But Jhonny-spelled-wrong- yeah remember Jhonny-spelled-wrong? yes hes still there! Hes always there... always.....

Jhonny-spelled-wrong saves the day by stabbing Boob and unfortunately saving horse man like bruh how is he even alive didnt they drown him for 5+ minutes, he should kind of die now??

Horse man goes "omg Jhonny-spelled-wrong you killed him, wait how did you kill him??"

"oh well... I just happen to have a fourinchknifeinmypocketyesIhaveafourinchknifeinmypocketwhatyoudidntknowthat?wellnowyoudoandIpromisenottokillyouinyoursleepIsaythatlikeIwatchyousleepwhatIdontwatchyousleepwhosaidIdid?anywayseventhoughItotallydontwatchyousleepyouprobablyshouldclosethecurtainsatnight" 


Horse man goes "oh ok" and brings up the idea that they should go see Dall E for help bc he's probably the person that is most likely to murder someone for drinking the last bit of milk in the fridge using the excuse "I was saving it for later and they drank it"

Jhonny-spelled-wrong says "Ok" (idk I just thought it was nice to end this chapter with Jhonny-spelled-wrong since he is bby)


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