the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny

prologue

(everything is in third person unless stated otherwise.)

kurt cobain was sitting in his crib w Kris and dave. they were smoking bongs and watching neon genesis evangelion. "omg I am so shinji" said kurt. "kurt cobain are you a shinnie" dave grohl from dave grohl fooo fighter and nirvana said "yeas" said kart. they watched shinji genesize the neon evangelions or whatever the hell happens in that show idk I never warched it wher kirt gets a email on his old ass computer idk if they even had email back then but hwat the hell. the email said it didn't have a sender "hm weird I wonder what this will lead me too" inqueried kurt

he opened the email. immediately his screen went dark and soon a face popped onto it/. "holy fucking shit" kurt said cobainly. a face popepde on the screen "hello kurt cobain" it said. "oh em chee its saw from saw"

"yes it is me saw from saw. krut cobain I am going to do irl danganronpa with my husband monokuma. you aere one of the contestants. we will drug u tonight and then take u to the secret location tomorrow. we will memory wipe all of the people who know about this besides you so don't try to tell da police. sorry to interrupt your bong session but I felt like you should know. tjank you for ur time kurt also we love ur music I sure hope you don't end up killing urself later in life ok bye" then his computer went back to normal.

he was so damn bamboozled about this announcement. "omg kurt whatrer you gonna do??? we gotta go with u man, ur gonna die or something" said Kris. "I.... I don't know...." said kurt. "you cant go with me because I don't know where im going!!"

"well theres nothing we can really do...." said dave. Kris looked at him shockedly. "hes gonna die!" he yelled. "no he wont he will survive." "ok."

they sat there for a while in silence then resumed their bong sesh and turned on toy story.