Oh my gosh it's Sexeh.
Homosmurf and Miku Binder Cask run over to him.
Homosmurf started excitedly yelling at Sexeh.
"Sexeh! I have something for you and you can't deny your love for me any longer because if so uh frick you I need this to be finished faster so I don't need to write anymore."
Homosmurf turned towards both of them and gave a disgusted look.
"No."
"Shut the frick up and read my letter instead of rejecting me right away." Homosmurf shoved the note into his hands, whish Sexeh took and read. He looked up at Homosmurf.
"I can't believe I didn't realize sooner that I have the same feelings toward you."
Sexeh pulled Homosmurf in close and the two started passionately making out right in front of Cask and a toothpaste flag overlay somehow appears over the two.
"I don't think I want to be in another relationship anymore."
Someone please help because writing this killed my brain and I still have exams to take.
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Cask of Amontillado's Historical AU or Something
Historical FictionCask of Amontillado has a fat dumpy. I think it's challenge eight. I promise I don't actually normally write this way please. Also this isn't serious at all in case that wasn't obvious.
