You started attacking the bee who laid his antennae cleaners on your ogre crush
Shrek: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU Y/N??
You didnt reply and continued to attack the bee while he flapped his wings and started to fly so that he cant reach you
barry: SHREK HELP ME THIS PERSON IS CRAZY
y/n: SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU 4FEET BEE
shrek: Y/N! I COMMAND YOU TO STOP AT THIS INSTANT
You dropped the knife and mumbled
shrek: what did you say?
y/n: I love you shrek senpai! the time I saw you first my stomach started to get butterflies!!
On hearing this Shrek pulled you by your waist and gave you a rough kiss
barry: SO YALL IGNORING ME EH?
shrek: come here Barry
barry: one last question for you Y/N
y/n: what is it???
barry: ya like jazz?
y/n: ....I love jazz i guess?
Barry then gave you a intimate kiss and Shrek was hugging you from behind
shrek: so we are together right?
you and barry nodded
shrek: then why dont we try swamp seggs?
You blushed as you knew it was your first time. Barry bit your neck and gave you hickeys while Shrek touched your chest as soon as his hand went inside your shirt. You moaned out of the pleasure these two men were giving you
shrek: did you like it?
barry: pretty sure they did~
shrek: now lets do in bed~
