Barbarian: I be a barbarian filled with glory but shunned by the towns people, I what they be call a raider they have a constitutional corrupt monarchy I be a man of justice freeing thy of da curse which has befell the great island.
Meanwhile
Landlord: I live a desperate life, I live a life where I'm an enemy for every man of this island the leaders hate me for who I am the council hate me because I try to make a living, the people hate me want to kill me even though they haven't bought my product, and the damn barbarians want me dead for money. I truly live a life of flee, I wonder if there is an escape to this desperation.
leader: I herby establish a new police force, The GUARDS THEY WILL DEFEND FROM THE BARBARIANS THEY WILL IMPRISON THOU WHO HAS COMITED A CRIME AGAINST YOU OR ME!
Crowd: WE LOVE YOU LEADER
Barbarian: I can hear thou damn fools who cheer whatever that fool says thou shan't know that thy guards will corrupt thou town even more, It pulls me to the town for I need food to feed my own people I shall go and steal thou food.
Guard: I feel a barbarian presence I shall send a scout to the beach and another to the border, I need to stay and protect you leader.
Leader: nonsense, you need to oppress the people remember what I gave you.
Guard: *chuckles* sorry, sir I have wronged you I need to go now.
Landlord: I HATE MY LIFE, I WAS BORN A LANDLORD, MY FATHER WAS MURDERED BY A DAMN CIVILIAN, WHY MUST I LIVE LIKE THIS.
Leader: that isn't my problem, my problem is that you rival me I have a monopoly over the council I can just kill you but I respect our rivalry I shall not kill you, but step out of line I would make sure you would end up like your father.
Barbarian: nice, come my barbarian brothers and sisters I found a hidden passageway to the beaches come now.
*The barbarian gang swam through the cold harsh mountain waters of the town, finally reaching the beach at the break of dawn*
Landlord: Hey gash I need to relax a but yk life as landlord is hard.
Guard: hey landlord I'm supposed to be your guard and make sure you don't step out of the line and protect you.
Landlord: damn you and damn the leader.
Guard: *pushes landlord to the all* what did you say PUNK!
*Barbarians reached the beach*
Barbarian: Hey Guard look who arrived!
Guard: *lets go of landlord* god dammit.
Barbarian: Let us now have a duel, I shall not lose to a fool.
*The battle raged on for hours as the landlord watched she felt a feeling when seeing the clash a feeling for the barbarian, determination and love*
Guard: lets finish this off we have been fighting for 4 hours.
Barbarian: I agree *he stabs him after he finishes his sentence, killing the guard*
Barbarian: now you, Landlord I shall execute you if you tell anyone.
Landlord: shut up, I don't fear death I'm tired of everyone telling me to shut up and not talk.
*for the barbarian felt empathy for the landlord, but he took another feeling from her love*
Barbarian: you can say what you want but I want to ask you something, would you liek to spend some time with me?
Landlord: Are you asking me out?
Barbarian: w-w-wait what n-n-no why would I ask someone like you.
Landlord: well I would say yes if you are.
*The barbarian gang had already moved on since the end of the battle the landlord followed the revolution while holding the hand of the Barbarian*
Leader: god dammit what happened to the Guard I sent. AND WHY THE HELL DO I SEE BARBS!
*The leader ordered the remaining guards to engage but thou has been to cowardly*
Barbarian: SURRENDER NOW LEADER OR YOU SHALL DIE!
Leader: OVER MY DEAD BODY!
*The leader then launched a rocket at the center of the riot and dropped from the platform with a best sword*
Landlord: BARBARIAN ARE YOU OK?!!??!
Barbarian: I lost both me legs but I need to hold out...
*the war raged on while the landlord dragged a doctor to him*
Landlord: give me the sword I shall finish what you started...
*the landlord took the sword and went to confront the leader*
Leader: you damn landlord why don't you just die.
Landlord: I hate you who has taken everything from me, My speech, My freedom, and now my love...
*the battle was hardly fought by the landlord with murder in her eyes*
Landlord: die you monster you damned beast, you should... never mind you're already dead.
Barbarian: Landlord we won, this nice doctor gave me a wheelchair.
Landlord: Barb.. I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I WAS SO WORRIED THAT YOU WERE GONNA DIE.
Barbarian: no need to worry my love lets have a drink in the bar.
Then they lived in a sort of happy life facing racism and revolutions no one knows if they lived to 69 some say they lived to 420 then azn killed them and smoked there bodies.
