I was doing math class (Horrible start ikr)
and then I saw brown hair man. He stared at me and smiled.
OMG GUYS!
The bell rang and I decided to follow him because I am perfectly stable.
I followed him all the way home.
He turned around and said "RYUK you son of a bitch, no one is here, you are tryna prank me m8 stop laughing"
WHAT? I didn't know he was insane?!
I grabbed the knife out of my pocket (I think you know where this is going.)
I couldddnt contain my laughter as I approached him.
He looked at me and screamed but I grabbed him and flew.
I punched him and it only took 1 punch to knock him out.
I reached into his bag when I kidnapped him and touched black notebook.
"hi" Big pennywise l0oking man said.
"Hiiiii" I then fell to the ground "A CLOWN, IT'S THE TWITTER COMMUNITY!"
He laughed and said "Don't worry, I'm not a clown, I'm a shinigami aka death god."
"Makes sense, at least I won't be killed by a clown" I respond
Light woke up and said "Give me that!"
"Sorry bro, tell me the name and face of your sister or I kill and ban."
"How I tell u her fac-"
"Shut up idot!" I start kicking him and then kiss him because I felt bad.
he shows me a picture of her on he phon and tells me her name.
I smile and write down her name and I start laughing and I say "Bitch your sis be dead."
He began crying and kissed me and he said "BABE I LOVE YOU LETS HAVE BABY"
I said no and stabbed his while laughing.
PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF YOU STUPID ISNT He PENNyWISEEEE
I think I scared emo pennywise becuzb he flew away and left me here to go insane, and I did, I went very insane.
I kissed his oofed body and laughed like epic anime villain, I prepared who to kill next and killed criminals.
I made this because e I was bored, it is good trust me.
YOU ARE READING
Death note but I made it better
FanfictionI don't own death note, read because it good.