Death note but I made it better

AE

Im go int o town and me see maro

"MARIO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" I scream but he looks scared.

He pulls out da gun.

I dodge each shot and grab my deth not

I write his name down and try to kill him.

"ME KIRA" I shout.

he takes of he mask

"Im here to tell you that..."

oh no....

"Im Light" He said smiling.

OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

"Bish you should be dead." I said.

"The person you killed was shrek in a cosplay." He said crying.

"No, this can't be... I killed shrek. My love and future husband, I- I killed him? He's dead because of me? I just wanted to be kira and now... Now I have made this world worse instead of better this rotten worl-"

"To long, didn't listen." Light said and shot me.

I was bleeding and crying. "Shrek, forgive me, I will see you in hell, I doubt it is worse than this trash anyway" I said laughing because anime villian.

err... Where am I.

I WAS IN THE DARK, AN EMPTY ROOM.

I searched around and there was only Ryuk.

He laughed, "You go to nothingness trapped by your own guilt, left there to think for eternity, you can't go many places, there is no one to talk to, until you hallucinate that is, this is your punishment for using the death note, driven insane, not by L or Near or even Light, no, driven insane by YOU."

"To long didn't read" And he faded away.

I sat there, staring into space thinking of bad fanfictions.

I started to laugh uncontrollably, now I was truly insane, "HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHahahahHahAhAHAHAhHAhAhHAhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa I'm Joe!" I said

"hEH, too long didn't read." I replied to myself

"hahahah your so funny."
YEAH IKR RIGHHHT

Ryuk appeared.

2HEEHHEh funnnnny aople mn========

he snapped his finger and I faded away.

I woke up in the real wordlsd

I was sat there and my friend smiled.

"A-are you okay you have been unconscious for the past 40 minutes."

I hugged him aaahaahahah I was so happy!

He smiled and say, "I'm shrek."