It was the next day and Butters rushed to the nearest gender-neutral bathroom, putting on his ansamble. Despite it having been quite a while since he had last gone by Marjorine, she had learned quite a lot about makeup, enough that she could put it on in confidence. She felt.... pretty. Her outfit consisted of a cream-colored sweater, a light blue jacket, and a green skirt. Don't ask where she had gotten that. Her shoes were just her regular shoes. She stepped out into the hallway, nerves racking. She rushed to the playground and greeted her friends. "Uhmm... how do I look?" she asked.
"Well, like a girl." Stan answered. Marjorine cringed a bit, though she was not quite sure why.
"You look amazing, uhhhh...... What was your girl name again?" Kyle complimented.
"I'm Marjorine, and thanks fellas." she smiled sweetly.
"Oh my god Butters you look like a total tranny, I think this will go swimmingly." Eric pushed Kyle out of the way a bit just to insult Marj. "You should probably avoid the girls, they'll probably mutilate your corpse and eat it for dinner."
Marj was shocked. Girls really did that? The bell rang, and the gang walked to class. Marj sat in her seat, nervous that she'd get hate crimed or something. She was surprised when, not only was she not hate crimed, the girls were being nice to her!
"Oh hey Marjorine! Man, it's been a while, huh?" Wendy greeted her, the kindness only a total stranger wouldn't know. "How have you been?"
"Oh, hi Wendy! I've been doing okay, I've been thinking of uhh.. Getting into the girl scouts."
"Oh, that's nice. There are a few different girl scout groups, I've heard that the Sitting Ass Puppies were the easiest group to get into." Wendy was always very nice and harmless, well except for that time she fought Cartman but he was asking for it. "I'm sure they'd love to have you."
"Oh really? Gee, thanks Wendy. I'll give it a shot." Marj felt a smile creep up on her. A real, genuine smile.
"Hey babe, you do know that's just Butters in a dress, right?" and suddenly that smile dropped.
"Oh come on Stan, everyone knows that's Marjorine. Besides.." Wendy started to whisper "..I don't want to hurt her feelings."
"Ok children, into your seats! Class is about to start." Ms. Garrison started the lesson. "Now, can anyone tell me what an anal probe is?"
"Oh! Ask Cartman, he knows what it is!" Token pointed towards Eric. The whole class started laughing, Marj even got in on the fun.
"Oh yeah, very funny, asshole." Eric sulked.
The day went on as usual, Marjorine was surprised at how friendly the girls were. They hung out at lunch and recess! Marj felt a bit guilty, even though everyone pretty much knew who she was any other day. Well maybe except for a few of the guys, but she wasn't paying them any mind. When school was over she had planned on taking off her disguise and going home, but Nichole Daniels had grabbed her arm. "I heard you wanted to join the Sitting Ass Puppies? They're having auditions at the mall. We can go there if you want."
"Oh my gosh! I'd love that!"
Marj and Nichole had a nice day at the mall using their allowance. Marj bought some more feminine clothes while Nichole bought some sweet smelling perfumes. They then headed over to the Sitting Ass Puppies girl scouts auditions. "Well, I have chores I've got to do. Today was fun! See you tomorrow!" Nichole waved goodbye.
"Thanks for taking me out! See ya!" Marj waved her new friend goodbye as she waited to be reviewed. It felt like an eternity until she could finally talk to the supervisors.
"Name, age, grade, and hobbies please?"
"I-i'm Marjorine! I'm ten years old in the 4th grade. I'm just your average little girl. I like animals, and baking, and other traditionally girly things that people expect me to enjoy." Marj greeted with a bow. "I'm interested in joining the Sitting Ass Puppies girl scouts b-because I want to make more friends!"
"Mhm, and how dedicated are you to the upper divine being Ravzotz?" the supervisor questioned while drawing gay porn on her clip board.
"O-oh uhmm... I'm v-very dedicated!" Marj was confused, but knew she'd have to get those damn cookies. "I pray to him everynight."
"Good. good." She handed Marj a note with an address and a time. "Come over here tomorrow and we'll get you all suited."
Marjorine returned to her home as Butters. "Hi honey!" his mother greeted him "How was school?" Butters hugged his mother. "It went really well!" Butters was still confused about the Sitting Ass Puppies, but was also excited in a strange way. Maybe it was because he would get some cookies. Maybe it was because the girls are treating him super nicely now. Maybe it was because Kyle's eyes lingered on him longer than usual that day... but it was probably just because he liked feeling like a girl. One thing's for sure, he slept very well that night.
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The Return of Marjorine
Fanfictiona dumbass fic that took me like 4 days to write :P warning the humor is kinda similar to the show. the f slur and t slur are said a few times. also gore. also also i only got into south park recently so some stuff is probs ooc XD word count; 4707